Chapter 7 - p28


January 16, 2013, at 12:00 AM

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  1. first comment! anyway, more importantly! This is getting really good!! what the hell is happening!?
    gymskoolgirl on
  2. WTF?! Saaave her, Duane! Apologies accepted :)
    kayananas on
  3. WTF?
    Chessie on
  4. Why do we have to see this much of Duane's bone-butt? Why can't we be seeing this much Basion butt? Or Knockers butt? Or Knockers knockers? I accept your apologies, which I'm sure you're screaming to the heavens in hopes I hear. (Also, it was trippy clicking the next button and getting the previous post's comment page. Made me feel like I was in a time vortex whirl thing.)
    Chessie on
  5. brilliant page!
    dragonflie on
  6. ...That is a sex bot...?
    Some Chick on
  7. Whoooooaa trippy. Did she just fall into his shadow?
    SingleSky on
  8. And thus begins Duane's most challenging struggle ever with his strongest enemy yet: the erotic pink duck. (also I love how you use the web medium Ashley, it's awesome)
    Humming-fly on
  9. Ok, logic just went out the window.
    Himself on
  10. "WTF?"
    madmartin26 on
  11. So this has been my favorite webcomic, by far, for quite some time now, since chapter 1. I love it to death, and it just keeps getting better! Is there any place I can purchase either physical copies of the chapters, or tshirts, or anything? Keep being awesome and stuff! ^_^
    Ben on
  12. Hahaha oh wow. Looks like Duane is gonna have to wake up before he can't follow Sette. Speaking of which, where does that hole lead? She fell through his shadow, hmm dimension door?
    SKRen on
  13. What. The. Fuck.
    Obligatory on
  14. First!!
    Red on
  15. "WTF?" Also, "aaaaaabracadabra."
    Matt Young on
  16. I love Sette's face as she's falling. Also: WTF? ;)
    Riven on
  17. No. No apologies. This is basically the only webcomic I read now because it's freaking AMAZING. I just--I CANNOT HANDLE YOU AND YOUR COMIC.
    Chajiko on
  18. There is no such thing as excessive zombie butt shots. Never.
    Jessica on
  19. I... I... What?
    Pat on
  20. holy shiat You are amazing. Every week you consistently blow me away. Some day it will grind me into a canyon, and then it will blow harder until I am completely gone. Holy shiat.
    evelyn on
  21. WTF? Also, excessive zombie butt shots are totally tasteful and appropriate. Well, given the circumstances.
    tehbeefer on
  22. Bwahaha- All I can continue to doooo, is gasp and giggle at youuu. As you certainly take us tooo, forever new places to viewwww.... Of Course- And you DID say- lol- we are surely clueless where this is going. That is your talent! Tanx for the laughs(Kvack Kvack-bondage duck!) and dispatching Turas... Ah waiting so baaaad for p.o.s. Starfish to get his grossfat face shredded too-eew~! Patience, anyhoo:) "Hey shout, summertime blues Jump up and down in my blue suede shoes Hey kid, rock and roll, rock on.... And where do we go from hereah?..." ~Rock on, Ashley!
    JO:) on
  23. Wait, not sure I want to accept apologies for that one
    tehbeefer on
  24. WTF?
    Jon on
  25. WTF? Still. That's pretty cool transitioning.
    Lisa on
  26. Aaaa Sette this is a terrible time to fall into tranquilizer-induced hallucinations! You may wake up to find yourself being gnawed upon... (Seriously though, no idea where this is going... so excited!)
    Asia on
  27. WTF?
    Watchit on
  28. ...we have a problem.
    TeaTrumpets on
  29. I accept your apology for excessive zombie tush.
    Watchit on
  30. Oh my I do not know what to make of this! I was most certainly NOT expecting this! XD
    BPR on
  31. First time commenting and first comment whoop! Love this whole series but especially this page despite the flat zombie butt lol! Having Sette fall off the page with an unpronounceable safe word classic! Love your work!!! :)
    Jigglybutt on
  32. OH- a funny coinkydink- lovely phantom echo of Dave Essex regularly in my background..... But then I got a shock from reseeing the safe word in comment script. Another Retro flash-"...Abra, abra, cadabra. I wanna reach out and grab ya..." Truely appropriate for this strip-hilarious! thanx for multi page post too-however we scroll it:)
    JO:) on
  33. So is Sette actually falling down a deep dark hole, or is it an allegory about how she's falling headlong into darkness beyond her control?
    Anon on
  34. Ive heard of breaking the 4th wall; however, Im not sure what this is ;)
    Klaa on
  35. WTF
    Migy on
  36. WTF?
    yourmiddlebrother on
  37. I...okaaay, I think she's feelin' a little weirded out! Sette, shout Aaaaabracadabra. Wait, those tentacles don't reach that far down. In that case, er...brace for impact?
    Carrie on
  38. Teehee, zombies don't have no tush; it's a glamour, courtesy of an illusory spell, which, by the way, Duane should hurry up and refresh it soon.
    Shalalalala on
  39. Don't send Sette to Hell! Satan had nightmares for *weeks* last time she was there!
    Fawnet on
  40. Down to the RRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPE DUNGEON
    Patrick on
  41. Next page: white rabbit with pocketwatch? @Patrick: rape jokes aren't funny. Rape is not funny. Rape is not a joke.
    Zhiva on
  42. I'm having much more concern over Duane being wrapped up in that tentacle toy... thing... than Sette falling into a shadow.
    Zamzoph on
  43. I LOVE zombie butt shots! So different from the T&A in most other comics, even the good ones!

    Am I the only one who is getting random words in other people's comments linked to spammy credit sites and other weird trash? Or is that a virus or something I've got?
    Mjinga on
  44. WTF? And this page will be hard to make good in a book. Love this comic so much!
    Trishut on
  45. ... as I've experienced with several pages in the past, I again find it hard to understand what is going on here. Maybe you could draw stuff a bit easier to understand when there is much action/magic/unknown things happening?
    Legend on
  46. WTF? That is one seriously happy tentacle. Overly Attached Tentacle?
    snark^ on
  47. I hate safe words like that. I can never pronounce the correct number of "A"s on the front.
    Asmodeous on
  48. Falling through a shadow? That is pretty epic.
    on
  49. Sounds like you have a virus or something similar there Mjinga. I remember having something like that years ago, it added things to webpages.
    on
  50. I bet Rahm did this, dimensional doors seem to be his thing
    Ibetcha on
  51. Sette is likely to reopen that wound on her arm if she keeps running around like that. I'd say that where that star hit her is worryingly close to a major artery, so she'd best be careful! The only other thing I can say, and what I said several times while reading the most recent strip, is "WTF?!?" I have no idea what's going to happen next. Nice work! Fantastic work, actually. You're got serious talent, I hope you know it!
    Ermine on
  52. Perhaps the most hilarious zombie attack scene of all times.
    Solucard on
  53. WTF.
    Sherell on
  54. That. Is. An AWESOME magical ability.
    Keni on
  55. I don't know what will disturb Duane more. Finding out that he was tentacle raped in zombie form, or finding out that his shadow is a portal to hell.
    TheDevilHimself on
  56. I had been expecting the unexpected. That was unexpected. "WTF" does not correctly summarize my reaction. It's really more of a ... well do you know Monty Python and the Holy Grail? That scene where Lancelot charges into that castle and the guards are watching him charge up and he reaches them and cuts one down continues past and the other guard turns and says "Hey"? It's kinda like that.
    Zathyr on
  57. Sette go down the hoooole! :P So...Sette has to go find Duane and bring him back to self-control?
    Azrael on
  58. Soooooo many geeeerrrrrms!!!
    Aceface on
  59. Every Monday. Every Wednesday. Every Friday. I love the anticipation as I consume the other webcomics - those too prosaic, less awesome and without phlogiston to make the grade. Then I get to consume THIS! Zombies butts? Octo-duck sex-enchantments?? WHEN does this become a paper GN Ashley? I will buy the heck out of that thing!! Plus posters, plushies (OHGODPLSPLUSHIES!) et al... Take my filthy monies!!
    OneHumpOrTwo on
  60. Sette in Wonderland time! Off with her head!
    Sky on
  61. I'm always ready for something a little different. Especially when it's falling right through the page. :D
    Sly on
  62. WTF (also, why do I think the tentacles are going to do somethign naughty with Duane?`)
    Fireeye on
  63. WTF? ... no really: awesome idea to let her fall into his shadow!
    Corbie on
  64. That was unexpected...need to know about these eels. Curious since the Red Berry opening. Hungry lil' devils, sure, but what are they?
    Mr. Wolf on
  65. Hey wait -- is this a place where we get to see Duane's memories and his past? *gasp* Ooooh I can't wait!
    Aceface on
  66. awsome !!!
    aptk on
  67. xDD I can't wait for Duane to wake up and find himself tied by a creepy sextoy.
    Giush on
  68. This is beyond awesome!
    ib.n on
  69. . . . Holy balls.
    Nightsbridge on
  70. WTF - AAAAABRACADABRA!!!! That's the safe word, right?
    AeonOfTime on
  71. So uh... Hey, this could be a good thing. Being molested by a magical ducktopus could be just what Duane needs to snap back to reality. Too bad he probably won't remember the safe word.
    McFerocious on
  72. "Off the edge of the map" doesn't quite seem to cover it. More like "Fell through a hole in the map". Either way, I'm willing to bet that "Here there be monsters."
    Arcane Howitzer on
  73. No apologies needed. Those are my tentacles.
    mythee on
  74. ABRACADABRA IT'S NOT STOPPING AHHHHHHHH
    skye on
  75. Duane probably cast that shadow fall-in thing huh? Hard to tell I guess, but he was looking at the time and he has the capacity to cast smoke (blood?) eels everywhere
    Steaiii on
  76. As long as it's not excessive naked zombie butt shots, we'll let it slide.
    The Unspeakable Borb on
  77. WTF?? Seriously, WTF?????
    Somebody on
  78. I can't remember the actor/comedians name and the only thing I can remember him saying was, "Well don't 'cha know." But that is the voice I hear in my head when I read the lines of the Tentacle Toy.
    Dunligiel on
  79. Man, nighttime and early morning Duane is just a nightmare in a can.
    Unclever title on
  80. If this were new year's day I'd say Ashley had partied a little too hardy. But it's the middle of the month so I'll just add my .02 to the rest WTF!
    Iceea on
  81. 'Zombie/Tentacle sex' a "little" different?
    Jai on
  82. AAAAAABRAKADABRA!!! Nope, still falling... This is brilliant, I went back to the previous page to check and yes, it does look like Duane's shadow is a hole in the floor there, too. This is some seriously surreal shit. I can't tell if this is a halucination brought on by the tranks, some kinda pyramic whammy from the amulet or Duane (has she ever had to stand in his plod shadow before?), or if this "love hotel" isn't really all above board. Ah, all the miriad ways this could go, can't wait!
    KageMCS on
  83. Mmm, zombie ass! Is it a bit.. square? Will Duane shout out aaabracadabra at last?
    Henry on
  84. I remembered the actor that the tentacle toy reminds me of; Ed Wynn. He did the voice of the Mad Hatter in Disney's Alice in Wonderland.
    Dunligiel on
  85. It's a small thing, but my favourite detail on this page is probably Sette clutching her head at the very bottom. This has most certainly been the Worst Hangover Ever.
    RJF on
  86. ....Dafuq?
    Vixen on
  87. Please don't tell me this is a dream sequence.
    Arioch on
  88. Very..... Escherian.......
    cvrc11 on
  89. WTF? There's way too much zombie butt in this page, you know. Disgusting. But since you're awesome I'll accept your apologies, Ashley. You're forgiven. Also, aabracadabra!! AABRACADABRA!!!!! ABRACADAAaaaa...
    Corvo on
  90. This page pretty much sums up why I love you.
    HABE on
  91. Wow, that's... That's amazing!
    Fan on
  92. This page. Is the best page. Of anything. Ever.
    UndeadOranges on
  93. Yes, very much WTF, but also I do enjoy the use of the web medium to break the 4th wall there
    Dragontrap on
  94. And down the rabbit hole. Also, best use of the medium, ever. WTF.
    P. Kirby on
  95. WTF??
    Emptysuit on
  96. Next update is just Duane struggling, then after clicking Next, we see Sette prowling around the comments section calling everyone a pigeon.
    E_O on
  97. My favorite pages from you are when you break the page entirely. Sette just can't seem to catch a break lately ;3;
    Rynnay on
  98. Obligatory WTF?! ..and lol for the tentacle monster.
    Also: Will Sette now see Duane's memories? Trippy!
    Reed on
  99. BUTT SHOTS
    Ribber on
  100. Holy shit she is inside Duane.
    Guyman on
  101. appreciated buttshots! omg that tentacle thing! duane! not in front of a child! huehuehuehuehuue
    liz on
  102. Now I'm worred she's gonna get stuck in his shadow. Also can I say I love this world and this whole setting? Magical bondage bot WHAT.
    michelle on
  103. Oh dear.
    gahitsu on
  104. I'm so excited right now, Ashley. You're pretty much the best person in the world. @Ben, there was a Kickstarter about a month ago, and a book of the first three chapters should be almost ready to ship now afaiu. I imagine the money raised will help Ashley put up a store or something some time soon for those who missed the funding drive :).
    Elias N Vasylenko on
  105. I am not convinced that Duane is getting the full experience of The Happy Tentacle. He doesn't seem especially happy with the tentacles right now ...
    hannah on
  106. Well now this is an interesting turn of events. The Blood Eels are diving into his shadow which has become a portal to somewhere. It could be what he has to come back from every day and she has never seen it before because she wakes up later than he does do to her pulling a later shift to put in more distance. We now have a place to hide the body as well.
    Jonathan on
  107. SETTE FELL THROUGH THE BOTTOM OF THE COMIC. SHE COULD BE ANYWHERE ON THE INTERNET BY NOW. SHE'S PROBABLY BECOME QUEEN OF 4CHAN WITHOUT ANYONE EVEN NOTICING. omg.
    sandy on
  108. No, for real, WTF? O.o

    I do love that about this comic, though: you don't hesitate to take every advantage of your medium and break the page when it's most effective. It's awesome! I don't know if it will be the same in print, but I can't wait to find out. ^_^
    Neshomeh on
  109. Double ewe tee eff Also, Ocho Muerte XD
    shoon on
  110. I *Love* your use of the Webcomic form to do more than just cheaply self publish. The clever image control on the sides and background, this falling off the page bit. All really cool and awesome. That is all.
    Lorventus on
  111. Watch your step.
    Viashino_wizard on
  112. Holy Cooooooooowwwwwwwwwww, I've fallen noooooooowwwwwwwwwww and I can't get up!!
    Karyl on
  113. um... wut?
    Ascender on
  114. I love how Duane's face is like "Oh gawd no" when the tentacle thing is starting to wrap him up. He looks as if he wished he had speech capabilities right there so he could yell out the safe word.
    flugx009 on
  115. ....How do you say what the fuck in Tainish?
    .... on
  116. woohoo! haha.. hmm.. I hope that blood snake with Seti there responds to that charm she's wearing.
    eekee on
  117. W o a h . . . And, um, does that count as two pages?
    mälikI on
  118. WTF? I knew the Naughty Tentacle was a bit off-kilter, but Abracadabra?
    Elmion on
  119. Man, I LOVE how you break out of the panels like that. It's amazing and awesome.
    Lurial on
  120. I knew somethin' was gonna happen with his shadow... the eels/snakes started to dart into it after Sette opened the curtains on the previous page... Obviously I didn't quite expect this, but we'll see where it goes. Maybe we're about to get a view of Duane's soul/mind?
    Jenny on
  121. Wow...

    @Ashley, I don't mean to crowbar in irrelevant oddities, but this page is another instance where the ground in this world doesn't seem that permanent. Does this floor shadow portal relate in any way to the two instances of curiously missing feet in your last chapter, seen with first Jivi then Anadyne?

    Links:

    http://www.casualvillain.com/Unsounded/comic/ch06/ch06_59.html

    http://www.casualvillain.com/Unsounded/comic/ch06/ch06_61.html

    Daughter Of Yahweh on
  122. Well, they did mention Duane wasn't a pod but something different. This could be part of it, though the red eels seem to be going there too so it might be part of it. I like that Duane has to be able to speak to be free and in the meantime.....:I
    MK on
  123. So which will be more mortifying: waking up covered in Turas parts or waking up entangled in adult toys?
    sigmir on
  124. It strikes me that this is the darkest web comic I know of.
    Michael on
  125. Oh right... Duane's a wizard. Kind of forgot that.
    SebbyTheFreak on
  126. I just realized: DUANE IS GOING TO WORDLESSLY HAVE HIS ROTTING ORIFICES VIOLATED BY GLOWING PINK TENTACLES. This pleases me.
    translorentz on
  127. Where did she go? Only the shadow knows...
    Crestlinger on
  128. Well given where they're at, I guess we should have expected the bondage duck. The falling through shadows, where did that come from???
    Hornet on
  129. ....... wtf....? Seriously took me a minute before I realized that the page wasn't done. Total mind fuck. And AHHHHHHH HAPPY TENTACLES! *tackleglomp* I shall name you squishy, and you shall be mine.
    Shiko Hayashi on
  130. Next up - The janitor walks in to find a little mule tailed gamine having an epileptic fit in a pool of viscera while a magic squid-chandelier gropes an insane lich over a disemboweled corpse. . . . Just like real life hotel janitorial work!
    Iarei on
  131. I like excessive zombie butt shots. :3
    Keyshe on
  132. I had so much fun with , I had to come back for one more! Sette in dodge position 2, with her flat hand in front of her forehead-bwahaha! hilarious! like a freaky loooser sign or wonky 20's head decoration. ALSO- more funny than that- how many posters have no clue how a 'safeword' works- smirk/snerk-lol! DONT say safe word when it is restraining the chomping zombie-galit-silly fools! Duck tentacles...too funny! awesome!
    jo:) on
  133. So good. I love the pink duck with tentacles that is like a dom. By the way, wanted to let you know your work is so fantastic, we use this as a reference in a Graphic Novels Composition II course!
    kris on
  134. I so didn't notice this before, but on page 27, you can totally see the beginning of the shadow portal under Duane. Sunlight makes his shadow do that, when he's not in control? Lots of interesting questions, arising.
    DiardanRose on
  135. Oh god no inception.
    Jen on
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