DuaneAndSette DuaneAndSette http://www.formspring.me/DuaneAndSette http://www.formspring.me <![CDATA[Sette, how do the nobles usually behave around the Frummagems back home?]]> 395992697862638077 Thu, 22 Nov 2012 12:33:36 -0500 <![CDATA[If each of you were to describe yourselves in only three words, what would they be?]]>
I stand defeated.

"You're... grey. Vexing. Tall."

All right. That could have gone much worse.]]>
395991164907440254 Thu, 22 Nov 2012 12:27:30 -0500
<![CDATA[Duane, do you think being reduced to your composite atoms then scattered would affect you? I am sorry if this is unsettling, but I feel it would help my theory on your strange undeath. If you aren't familiar with the term 'atom', think ridiculously small.]]> 395131046359749472 Tue, 20 Nov 2012 03:29:42 -0500 <![CDATA[Sette how would you feel if you lost your sense of smell?]]> 395130150078926992 Tue, 20 Nov 2012 03:26:08 -0500 <![CDATA[Duane: There's no question as to your skills in prose, but how good are you at writing poetry?]]> 395129736554111149 Tue, 20 Nov 2012 03:24:30 -0500 <![CDATA[Duane, have you ever gotten a scrivening job that you would prefer not to do?]]> 395129300023541447 Tue, 20 Nov 2012 03:22:46 -0500 <![CDATA[Duane, what precisely is scrivening?]]>
"He were right. We get back home though and you pay me and I'll get some lads together and we'll shave his dogs and egg his shop."

...we'll talk.]]>
395128949530713203 Tue, 20 Nov 2012 03:21:22 -0500
<![CDATA[Duane, if you met another like you, they'd presumably have committed some crime for their soul to be rejected and left in a body, right? So, how would you treat them?]]> 395127033312593479 Tue, 20 Nov 2012 03:13:45 -0500 <![CDATA[Sette, you can smell invisible things, but can you see unsmellable things? Is anything unsmellable?]]> 395126181034226780 Tue, 20 Nov 2012 03:10:22 -0500 <![CDATA[Has any of the Kasslyne monarchs ever tried to outlaw pymary (sans their own soldiers and agents)?]]> 395125569945100932 Tue, 20 Nov 2012 03:07:56 -0500 <![CDATA[Duane, if you had the chance to explore tunnels far underground, where the Khert is thick, safely, would you do it?]]>
"How come you're always yellin' at me for wantin' to explore then?!"

Because all you wish to explore are the insides of strangers' pockets, squirrel.]]>
394968113512207322 Mon, 19 Nov 2012 16:42:16 -0500
<![CDATA[Duane, who was the most mutton-headed scrivening client you had to deal with? Did people ever ask you to teach them how to spell swear words?]]> 394967011748234567 Mon, 19 Nov 2012 16:37:53 -0500 <![CDATA[How did you like Ulestry?]]>
"Hicks and cops everywhere, I miss home."]]>
394966527251607197 Mon, 19 Nov 2012 16:35:58 -0500
<![CDATA[Hey Sette, you compared the scent of pymary to real things earlier. What does Boo smell like? and can you smell any of the pymary on Duane's body over the... you know, meat?]]>
Would you rather that fragrance up you nostrils then? It would trouble me little to have one less blasted enchantment to maintain.

"Puh, I don't give a dog's ball whatcha do. Your pymary stink ain't no worse'n awt else's, but I'm used to it. Boo's stink is all right too. Both of 'em smell similar like... like an apple left out in the sun but also poo. Slightly off apple and poo, aye."]]>
394966108098025960 Mon, 19 Nov 2012 16:34:18 -0500
<![CDATA[Sorry if this is a stupid question, but Duane, if someone got their palm sliced open for some reason would it affect their ability to use pymary?]]> 394964986960575150 Mon, 19 Nov 2012 16:29:50 -0500 <![CDATA[Duane, is there a positive side to being a galit?]]>
"Cor, that's true. Have ya ever?"

No, but imagining the act has kept me from otherwise braining with my staff many a mutton-headed client in my scrivening shop.]]>
392578052053297445 Tue, 13 Nov 2012 02:25:01 -0500
<![CDATA[Duane, does being deep underground have an effect on the Khert and a wright's ability to contact it?]]>
Further into the earth the lines grow unwieldy, then, and the khert exercises its Laws in an increasingly unpredictable manner. It is dangerous to travel too deep.]]>
392577228057102601 Tue, 13 Nov 2012 02:21:44 -0500
<![CDATA[Duane, when using a stave do you just use it for walking and melee combat or can you incorporate it into your pymary?]]> 391855239763880852 Sun, 11 Nov 2012 02:32:49 -0500 <![CDATA[As a percentage, how many golds do you think are mmatont?]]> 391854700376381948 Sun, 11 Nov 2012 02:30:40 -0500 <![CDATA[Did you ever feel cut off from larger interactions in Alderode, as the soud can't be sensed through the dammakhert the way the other castes can? I hear it provides them a sense of each other that the soud are excluded from.]]>
"I don't imagine it, I do smell it! Some pymary smells like shuttin' your tail in a door and some pymary smells like purple and some pymary smells like slime."

That clears the matter up entirely, thank you.]]>
391854619485039065 Sun, 11 Nov 2012 02:30:21 -0500
<![CDATA[Do you ever feel that the other castes unfairly blame the many soud for the actions of a the few mmatont?]]> 391853913113913279 Sun, 11 Nov 2012 02:27:33 -0500 <![CDATA[Duane, what do you think about the nereids?]]> 391853200195470853 Sun, 11 Nov 2012 02:24:43 -0500 <![CDATA[What does a woman want most?]]>
"The answer ain't complicated, daft corpse. All women want pie and riches and interestin' monsters and some want blokes but I want POWER."]]>
391852010372100852 Sun, 11 Nov 2012 02:19:59 -0500
<![CDATA[So there are strawberry fish, but are there fish strawberries?]]> 391851309684252965 Sun, 11 Nov 2012 02:17:12 -0500 <![CDATA[Duane, what sort of effect would a tattoo made with First Material ink (if such a thing can exist) have on the wearer? Sette, in a similar vein, do you intend to get any tattoos, and if so, what would they be?]]>
"Yeah? What were it of?"

Nothing that would be of interest to you.

"I wanna lion all over my face. I were gonna get one but Da found out and said it'd make me ugly and if I ever got ugly he'd throw me in the Bay."

I should like to throw your father in the Bay.]]>
391851111759237416 Sun, 11 Nov 2012 02:16:25 -0500
<![CDATA[Duane, if there is any creature you could see just once, what would it be?]]> 391849923571641612 Sun, 11 Nov 2012 02:11:41 -0500 <![CDATA[Duane! You should consider a career in bounty hunting!]]> 391849715836145006 Sun, 11 Nov 2012 02:10:52 -0500 <![CDATA[Duane, have you ever thought of trying to make pymaric skin?]]> 391849471937379307 Sun, 11 Nov 2012 02:09:54 -0500 <![CDATA[Duane, what did you enjoy about accompanying Sette? Sette, anything you liked about traveling with Duane?]]>
"Were that a knock? You knockin' me? Me favourite part about travelin' with Duane is nighttimes when he belts up."]]>
391848594044373726 Sun, 11 Nov 2012 02:06:24 -0500
<![CDATA[Guys, did you know there's a big evil lich thing living under Hanghorse?]]>
Warehouses and wherefores and wherewithals.

"Shut up, foreigner! You dunno about the undead menace! You ARE the undead menace!"]]>
391847990395955391 Sun, 11 Nov 2012 02:04:01 -0500
<![CDATA[Duane! Do you feel well rested when you "wake up" in the mornings, or are you kind of groggy?]]> 391847345341352020 Sun, 11 Nov 2012 02:01:27 -0500 <![CDATA[Duane, Sette, when you were growing up, did you have any role models, idols or heros, real or fictional? Forgoing the obvious ones like Duane's grandfather and Sette's Da, of course.]]>
I cannot possibly follow that.]]>
389686862920309254 Mon, 05 Nov 2012 02:56:28 -0500
<![CDATA[Sette, how would you compare Boo and Duane as your minions? Do you think Duane could also take on the ogre?]]> 389686498338818298 Mon, 05 Nov 2012 02:55:01 -0500 <![CDATA[Duane, did you have to endure any "golden boy" puns when you were in the Academy?]]> 389686064341600160 Mon, 05 Nov 2012 02:53:17 -0500 <![CDATA[Duane, have you ever known anyone who's talked as big as Sette?]]>
"Were he as beautiful?"

Precisely as much, but he was not nearly as compact as you are, and by the time the beauty had run the course of his mountainous body, it had diluted to a ham-faced plainness.]]>
389685840239951275 Mon, 05 Nov 2012 02:52:24 -0500
<![CDATA[Christmas is a holiday celebrated in winter by the exchange of gifts between friends and loved ones. I imagine that since it is neither a Gefendur, nor a Ssaelit holiday, you would not care for it in Kasslyne.]]> 389685061970066145 Mon, 05 Nov 2012 02:49:18 -0500 <![CDATA[Sette(and Duane): You are locked in a room with two doors. Each door has a guard. One guard always tells the truth, the other always lies. One door leads to certain death, the other to riches. You may only ask one question, and only to one guard. --]]>
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"...why ya come up with such a queer situation? No one'd ever be in that situation and it don't make no sense. You're irritating!"

Perhaps he is a fantasy novelist.]]>
389684118729806060 Mon, 05 Nov 2012 02:45:33 -0500
<![CDATA[Sette, you've known Duane for a while now... Aside from being annoying, what does his voice sound like? Would you suspect there was something wrong with his throat(as opposed to his mind) if you didn't know he was dead? Duane, do you notice this yourself?]]>
I have explained the mechanics of my voice to you, damnit. Would you like to see my lungs-

"Eww, no! I don't wanna see what's under your clothes, child-fancier! You're always wantin' me t'look at your bits!"

Here, gaze upon the marvel that is my tongue. Hand-stitched! Have you ever seen such craftsmanship?

"Aaahhhhhh!"]]>
389683462543537513 Mon, 05 Nov 2012 02:42:57 -0500
<![CDATA[Pie or chocolate?]]>
"Pie. I had chocolate a few times and it's good, but not good enough for the price've it. I can get three meat pies for two sem! That's frootality which Da says makes me the smartest lass he's known."

Frootality... Frugality?

"If I meant that I'da said it! Stop correctin' me, you say words that don't make sense seven times an hour and I don't trust ya t'comment on mine."]]>
389682267955421574 Mon, 05 Nov 2012 02:38:12 -0500
<![CDATA[Rector Adelier, do you believe the Vits to be infallible and that all the laws in Alderode as completely just?]]> 389681488259481399 Mon, 05 Nov 2012 02:35:06 -0500 <![CDATA[Sette, did you ever hang out with Anadyne and Knock-me-down much? Or did they leave before you got to know them?]]> 389680457240822805 Mon, 05 Nov 2012 02:31:00 -0500 <![CDATA[Sette, have you ever considered going whaling? I read a book about it, and I bet you could make Duane read the best parts to you... it sounds pretty awesome.]]>
Uncharacteristically prudent of you.

"When we get back t'Hanghorse you should jaw with these whalemen. They seen mad times!"]]>
389680299111377828 Mon, 05 Nov 2012 02:30:23 -0500
<![CDATA[Sette, who taught you how to pickpocket? Or did you just figure it out on your own? Have you ever gotten caught and tossed in the clink?]]> 388947954318199315 Sat, 03 Nov 2012 03:00:18 -0400 <![CDATA[Duane, is there any place, other than over a body of water, where pymary can't be done? Maybe a place where the Khert itself forbids its manipulations?]]> 388946813396211433 Sat, 03 Nov 2012 02:55:46 -0400 <![CDATA[Have you heard of the Deep Ones? they are a race of sea-dwelling creatures with an affinity for mating with the humans.They first appeared in the legendary town of Innsmouth, where they provided a never-ending abundance of fish supply and gold in the-]]>
"...that were a good madman's ramble. You get up on a box outside the shops in the mornin' and put a tin at your feet, you'll make chink and no mistake."]]>
388945845317303463 Sat, 03 Nov 2012 02:51:55 -0400
<![CDATA[Do you ever feel nostalgic?]]> 388943985323822869 Sat, 03 Nov 2012 02:44:32 -0400 <![CDATA[Duane, what's it like being a Soud?]]> 388943060156833113 Sat, 03 Nov 2012 02:40:51 -0400 <![CDATA[Duane, have you ever ridden a vliegeng before?]]> 388942391958070466 Sat, 03 Nov 2012 02:38:12 -0400 <![CDATA[Sette, what do you want for Christmas? What are you getting Duane?]]> 388941685666636702 Sat, 03 Nov 2012 02:35:24 -0400 <![CDATA[Sette, why do you have Pore warriors if you're not poor? You always have gold. On a different note, do you know what a homonym is?]]>
Swishy? I am swishy?

"You gotta get some spikes on and we make ya a helmet out've a grebber skull. 'Til then I gotta think you're a homonym what's goin' t'the hells for buggery and bein' in all ways a disappointment of an attack corpse."]]>
388941471190895051 Sat, 03 Nov 2012 02:34:32 -0400
<![CDATA[Duane, what would you do if Sette carved a face on your butt while you were sleeping?]]> 388940432358262752 Sat, 03 Nov 2012 02:30:25 -0400 <![CDATA[Duane, am I correct in the assumption that on the whole the shorter lived an Aldish caste is the bettter wrights they make?]]> 388940165709580126 Sat, 03 Nov 2012 02:29:21 -0400 <![CDATA[Duane, I am curious about how the affect of using Pymary and interaction with the khert on the whole affects a person's lifespan, if at all could you please enlighten me on the matter?]]> 388939067221362099 Sat, 03 Nov 2012 02:24:59 -0400 <![CDATA[Sette- on one side of a room there is a small stone tablet that stealing would make you famous, on the other there is gem studded golden crown that stealing would make you extremely rich. Which do you take?]]> 388938905094749956 Sat, 03 Nov 2012 02:24:21 -0400 <![CDATA[What if anything can a skilled wright such as yourself do to hypothetically protect himself against a khert sting? Besides leaving the dammakhert, I suppose.]]> 388938577142109423 Sat, 03 Nov 2012 02:23:02 -0400 <![CDATA["Mankind is the noblest and finest animal to dwell in this world, and all acts that degrade his form, his spirit, or his prospects are forbidden."What does this include? Do Saelits frown upon self-laceration or mutilation? What about very violent killing?]]> 388938454425162952 Sat, 03 Nov 2012 02:22:33 -0400 <![CDATA[Duane, I believe the human spirit needs places where nature has not been rearranged by the hand of man. Do you agree? Have you ever experienced such a feeling?]]> 388937794816332732 Sat, 03 Nov 2012 02:19:56 -0400 <![CDATA[Duane, what is honor for a proper Aldishmen? What are the most dishonorable act for a man to commit?]]>
"Give 'em practical advice like how t'pick locks! No more've your hot air up the skirt! Proper honour is payin' your jukrum and tuggin' your forelock and doin' the biddin' of your boss-king. Dishonourableness is gettin' caught and rattin' out your mates."

Brilliant. Will you charge for this sage wisdom?

"I SHOULD."]]>
388936169947156720 Sat, 03 Nov 2012 02:13:28 -0400
<![CDATA[Duane, how does slavery fit in with Ssael's insistence that all people be permitted to rise to their fullest?]]> 388934902675955332 Sat, 03 Nov 2012 02:08:26 -0400 <![CDATA[Duane, what is the worst sin a man can be guilty of?]]> 388934299350492955 Sat, 03 Nov 2012 02:06:03 -0400 <![CDATA[Sette, you know what Pore Warriors are, right? You know what pores are, right? Such being the case, what do you think Porous means?]]> 387867370229621541 Wed, 31 Oct 2012 03:26:27 -0400 <![CDATA[Sette, is there anyone who you'd actually rather not steal from? (aside from your Da, of course.)]]> 387866681839481049 Wed, 31 Oct 2012 03:23:43 -0400 <![CDATA[Did Ssael personally prohibit the use of corpses for slave labour or was that something his followers made up?]]> 387866370030715701 Wed, 31 Oct 2012 03:22:28 -0400 <![CDATA[What can you tell us about the authorities' power to sting people through the khert?]]>
Nevertheless this power remains a vital deterrent against not only criminals but political activists who would speak out against the Council and the faiths. I would at times hear my aspirants mutter against Vits' all-seeing eye and far-reaching hand, and I would accuse them of guilty consciences. A law-abiding citizen need not concern himself with weapons meant for criminals and terrorists.]]>
387861918217433873 Wed, 31 Oct 2012 03:04:47 -0400
<![CDATA[Duane, I am aware it may seem among the silliest of questions to deny for a moment the primarily cumulative value that the reading of many books, scripts, and tomes has upon the mind, but pray indulge me. What is your personally most favorite book?]]> 387865177669794701 Wed, 31 Oct 2012 03:17:44 -0400 <![CDATA[Sette! Imagine how awesome it'd be if Duane replaced his arms with gigantic grebber claws!]]> 387864824446475750 Wed, 31 Oct 2012 03:16:20 -0400 <![CDATA[Duane, what would you do if you were eaten by a giant whale and somehow managed to remain conscious?]]> 387864753768266264 Wed, 31 Oct 2012 03:16:03 -0400 <![CDATA[Duane, do natural disasters like hurricanes, earthquakes, plagues and volcanic eruptions have an effect on the khert? What about non-natural disasters, like a particularly bloody war?]]>
Plagues, war, and any great loss of life can have ramifications however. The khert opens to accept passing souls. Repeated openings in the same location, in the same frame of time, for multiple souls, can allow spectral matter to pass into reality, or clog the lines of the khert with ghosts. It is for this reason one often sees ghosts or strange phenomena at the site of mass death. Genocides large enough can forever change the khert in a given area, thinning the lines, forming holes, warping the passage of Aspects or staying the exercise of certain Laws.]]>
387864515766679906 Wed, 31 Oct 2012 03:15:06 -0400
<![CDATA[Sette, what is the most cleverest thing you think Boo could ever do?]]> 387862558440179882 Wed, 31 Oct 2012 03:07:19 -0400 <![CDATA[Sette, pi'ture this. A Pig milkshake with bacon bits in it. I got th' scoop on this here dessert mastermind who could use a qualified taste tester such 's yourself. You in? She's thinkin of callin it The Whole Hog if ya could believe that.]]> 387862078548894550 Wed, 31 Oct 2012 03:05:25 -0400 <![CDATA[You know Sette... after Duane went over the edge during the fight with whats-his-face you seemed pretty upset. In fact...were those a hint of tears in your eyes? Could it be that after all this time you have begun to care for Duane after all?... Naaaaaaw.]]> 386278965381197280 Fri, 26 Oct 2012 18:14:41 -0400 <![CDATA[What is your view of the Bronze caste, Duane? I know that some in Alderode think them an uncouth rabble; do you share this view?]]>
But I have known good ones; good ssemung of principle and solid character who work hard and shun debauchery. And as a Soud I understand the irrational hatred put into most of the country towards them. My people suffer it as well. Often, too, are we Soud grouped with the ssemung - in the carts, in the shops, in the bath house. Perhaps we all are less than we have the potential to be.]]>
386278759126297699 Fri, 26 Oct 2012 18:13:52 -0400
<![CDATA[Duane, do you ever regret joining the army?]]>
But excursions lifted my spirits, battle stirred my blood, Ssael blessed my hands, and my comrades were quick to destroy my hubris. Pymary is a fine pursuit but it breeds a dreadful monomania in a person, removing him from natural reality to an artificial realm of numbers and parchment and spells. National service was a lesson I needed to learn and it bettered me in every way. Perchance my planned path would have seen me wealthy, or even one day titled, but I suspect it also would have seen me less of a man.

Not one jot do I regret joining the army. Nay, I missed it ever after.]]>
386276205118126528 Fri, 26 Oct 2012 18:03:43 -0400
<![CDATA[Rector Adelier, how do you justify the unfair distribution of resources & power between the castes? If the law says all castes are equal, why are the Gold, Plat, Silver & Bronze always dominated by the Jade and Copper?]]> 386052330300138825 Fri, 26 Oct 2012 03:14:07 -0400 <![CDATA[Duane, Sette, where I come from, various faiths have holy orders of knights, monks, priests and the like sworn to protect the people and principles of their faith. Do Ssael and the Twins have any such orders?]]>
"Stitchers?"

In centuries past they would skin heretics for leather to bind their scriptures.

"...awesome. We got the Eye of Redemption in Hanghorse. S'a lark t'lob clods at their helms when they're clankin' about on their rounds."]]>
386051753767892006 Fri, 26 Oct 2012 03:11:50 -0400
<![CDATA[What are some common names for boys in Alderode? And for girls?]]> 386049952897327138 Fri, 26 Oct 2012 03:04:41 -0400 <![CDATA[Duane, I have decided to start worshipping Ssael, but I am a professional hitman. Is that a problem for him?]]> 385690453468544357 Thu, 25 Oct 2012 03:16:09 -0400 <![CDATA[Rector Adelier, do you know if Ssael ever had a family, or a wife, or anyone who is related to him who is alive today? I understand he was a real person (and a wright) at one point. And Sette, which of your Gods do you relate to, or like, the most?]]>
"Tirna's me favourite god. She got bullied by the others but stuck up for herself and didn't take their lip. She don't like humans and I don't like humans either so we got lots in common. I like t'get blessin's from her shrines so I don't get no sicknesses or close me tail in a door but one time I left a whole sandwich as offerin' and the next day didn't make jukrum so I went back t'the shrine and threw a egg at a monk. Tirna's a dog's backside sometimes. I would fight her."]]>
385689242858184686 Thu, 25 Oct 2012 03:11:21 -0400
<![CDATA[Hey cool dudes, have you ever heard of Lady Ilganyag and Etalarche? Do you think they exist?]]>
Faerie tales.]]>
385686413204539019 Thu, 25 Oct 2012 03:00:06 -0400
<![CDATA[Sette, with the exception of Stockyard, Anadyne, and Knock-Me-Down, your family seems close - spatially speaking. To your knowledge, have you met all of the Frummagems still alive?]]>
Porous.

"Naw, that word for like, a thing that soaks up other things."

Porous.

"NO. That word that means it's got holes in!"

POROUS.

"NOOO. Balls, I thought you was supposed t'be smart!"]]>
385686194119263704 Thu, 25 Oct 2012 02:59:14 -0400
<![CDATA[Hello Duane. As this is our first time speaking I'd like to first say it is a pleasure to meet you. Secondly, since you appear to be "living forever" and you make such a wonderful parental figure, I was wondering if you have ever considered adoption?]]> 385684780781424991 Thu, 25 Oct 2012 02:53:37 -0400 <![CDATA[Under what circumstances is it acceptable to take someone's life?]]> 385684165942599478 Thu, 25 Oct 2012 02:51:10 -0400 <![CDATA[Duane, how did you take your coffee?]]>
"Haha!"]]>
385683356840388350 Thu, 25 Oct 2012 02:47:57 -0400
<![CDATA[You guys should do impersonations of each other.]]>
I am Sette Frummagem and I- Anteit vaosa, I shall not do this.

"I win!"]]>
385682256435366074 Thu, 25 Oct 2012 02:43:35 -0400
<![CDATA[Sette, how lucky is Duane to have you around?]]> 385681954420322957 Thu, 25 Oct 2012 02:42:23 -0400 <![CDATA[Duane, how do you feel about brothels?]]> 385681811985942301 Thu, 25 Oct 2012 02:41:49 -0400 <![CDATA[Last you heard, who was the most reviled criminal in Kasslyne?]]>
SETTE.

"Well, that's what I heard."]]>
385681607161304690 Thu, 25 Oct 2012 02:41:00 -0400
<![CDATA[Duane, as much as possible without upsetting the lady who conveys these messages to you, could you explain your relationship with the daily solar/lunar cycles and how they affect a galit?]]> 385681449321259184 Thu, 25 Oct 2012 02:40:22 -0400 <![CDATA[Duane, I realize you can't be objective in this, but how reliable are your memories of life? I know that you...sleep soundly at night, so obviously you will have gaps since death, but how is the integrity of your earlier memories holding up? (RUDE, Iknow)]]>
Memories are not like books. They strengthen and solidify with handling. In days bereft when I had not the wits for reading nor a tongue for speaking nor a face suitable for the company of men, I pored over the shelves of my library of memories and turned pages and scanned lines and devoured chapter and letter and verse until every second of my life was an immortalized, gilded, burnished volume incorruptible behind my false eyes. Every face there is forever. Every face there is forever.]]>
385680900727260207 Thu, 25 Oct 2012 02:38:12 -0400
<![CDATA[Duane, if you were to take a vacation away from your current task, where would it be that you would wish to go?]]> 385679018906646875 Thu, 25 Oct 2012 02:30:43 -0400 <![CDATA[Sette, whose the cleverest theif in all of Sharteshanian history (barring your Da, of course, long may he steal and plunder)? Duane, does Alderode have any legendary trickster-heroes? Or are you lot too honorable for that?]]>
Sette, you cannot be the cleverest thief in all Sharteshanian history. What of worth have you stolen, hmm? What fodder have you given the bards?

"The question asked about ALL SHARTESHANIAN HISTORY. That means past history and now history and history yet t'come! When the world ends and the oceans boil and pigs fly and the earth splits open and Dwayne Adaleer is genuinely int'resting for one minute - then anyone'll be able t'look back at history and see that aye, Sette Frummagem were the best. You just wait and watch for it, zombie face."]]>
385675714734606074 Thu, 25 Oct 2012 02:17:35 -0400
<![CDATA[If Sael killed the Gendifur gods and took their place then what's stopping someone else from killing Sael and taking his place and so on?]]> 385674392748716611 Thu, 25 Oct 2012 02:12:20 -0400 <![CDATA[Sette, how would you describe your cousin Stockyard?]]> 385673269849641783 Thu, 25 Oct 2012 02:07:52 -0400 <![CDATA["Old Tom who used t'mop the Cricket" - he mopped the what-now?]]> 385460855287858887 Wed, 24 Oct 2012 12:03:49 -0400 <![CDATA["No one comes to undeath blameless." What if Crescians were raising dead Aldish soldiers to turn against their own, or people who died sudden deaths? Or is there a pymaric way to ensure that you can't be raised?]]> 385460584784614562 Wed, 24 Oct 2012 12:02:44 -0400 <![CDATA[Duane, what is you view of democracy as a system of government? How about you, Sette?]]>
"BOOOORING."]]>
385460177031163447 Wed, 24 Oct 2012 12:01:07 -0400
<![CDATA[My mother's house has no door. What am I?]]> 385460050635812240 Wed, 24 Oct 2012 12:00:37 -0400 <![CDATA[Duane, how would you feel if the only other sentient undead person you came across was quite awful?]]> 384967744606460953 Tue, 23 Oct 2012 03:24:22 -0400 <![CDATA[Sette, what do you think of that Crescian boy Jivi? Are you jealous of him for getting to pilot Uaid for at least a little bit?]]> 384967616155896781 Tue, 23 Oct 2012 03:23:51 -0400 <![CDATA[Sette, now armed with the knowledge of Knock-me-down and Anadyne are playing henchmen to your cousin, are you feeling apprehensive about "storming the castle", as it were? Or is "sic 'em, Duane" still the main plan of attack?]]> 384967460165549731 Tue, 23 Oct 2012 03:23:14 -0400 <![CDATA[What are your thoughts on brothels?]]> 384965862936836688 Tue, 23 Oct 2012 03:16:53 -0400 <![CDATA[You ever run across a grebber?]]>
"I want to! I'll fight it."]]>
384965566621841802 Tue, 23 Oct 2012 03:15:43 -0400
<![CDATA[What do you two know of ghosts, spirits and other such incorporeal undead? Do either of you believe they even exist at all?]]>
Of course they exist, but the common misconception that they are the souls of the dead is tiresome poppycock. They are mnemonic detritus leaked from the khert via the worn roads of pymary and pymarics. Do not let Sette convince you otherwise.

"I KNOW A GHOST THAT CURSED SOMEONE. Old Tom who used t'mop the Cricket, he got cursed by a ghost come after everyone else'd gone and after that he COULDN'T. EVER. POO. AGAIN."]]>
384965457075000756 Tue, 23 Oct 2012 03:15:17 -0400
<![CDATA[Sette, have you seen many ghosts?]]> 384964359945746025 Tue, 23 Oct 2012 03:10:55 -0400 <![CDATA[Duane, would you believe that Sette actually did something selfless and helped some kids escape the RBB while putting herself in harm's way?]]>
"Too right - I'm TWICE as horrid. If I helped anyone it were only insurance so I could collect on the favour later."

Perhaps even not a quarter so horrid.

"SHUTTUP."]]>
384963430278250626 Tue, 23 Oct 2012 03:07:14 -0400
<![CDATA[How do you like the sound of "Duane Frummagem"?]]> 384958105198285718 Tue, 23 Oct 2012 02:46:04 -0400 <![CDATA[Duane, how is your pymaric vision diffrent from your living vision?]]> 384957792680690431 Tue, 23 Oct 2012 02:44:49 -0400 <![CDATA[Sette, is this the first time you've been to Ulestry or Cresce (I won't tell Duane)? How do you like them? As a tourist, obviously. Sharteshane is the best country by a wide margin.]]>
"But naw, I ain't never been t'Cresce or Ulestry. I met culls from both tho' and had me way with their skins. Crescians is all real mutton-headed with their coin; they come out the moneychanger's house all janglin' and not knowin' three fish from two mum and I sell 'em a kick in the arse at three-hunnerd percent mark-up, haha!"]]>
384957430951330355 Tue, 23 Oct 2012 02:43:23 -0400
<![CDATA[Sir Adelier, I have long thought the greatest thing a patriot can do for his country is to seek to change it for the better. In that spirit, what would you change about Alderode?]]> 384956131618869107 Tue, 23 Oct 2012 02:38:13 -0400 <![CDATA["All reanimated dead are damned to the cold and lightless hells." Even if they were raised involuntarily? It seems a poor situation that those who had no say in the desecration of their corpse would be as punished as those who'd signed the paper for it.]]> 384954654288534388 Tue, 23 Oct 2012 02:32:21 -0400 <![CDATA[If the Ilganyag approached you with an offer of real death, instead of your current state of galithood, would you consider accepting their aid?]]>
But of course the day is not dark, and the future is bright and the past is a pleasant warmth behind me, so what a foolish thing to ask.]]>
384587449793277514 Mon, 22 Oct 2012 02:13:13 -0400
<![CDATA[Sette, do Frummagems pay jukrum even when they're too young or too old to?]]> 384585053264439358 Mon, 22 Oct 2012 02:03:41 -0400 <![CDATA[Duane, how would you feel if a member of the Ilganyag knew about your condition?]]> 384066606482876368 Sat, 20 Oct 2012 15:43:34 -0400 <![CDATA[Duane, your current state of being may not in fact be a curse, but instead a cunning physical illusion, brought upon by some unknown magic. I know a few people here in my country who specialize in revitalizing the dead, and they believe this.]]> 379757632111530253 Mon, 08 Oct 2012 18:21:14 -0400 <![CDATA[Are platinums the only Aldish that have an abnormal lifespan when compared to other people? Also, Duane, what which caste were you? Gold?]]>
For centuries four the poor Copper thrive;
Shunned by the khert they somehow survive.

At two centuries and a half the Jet tail the red,
Blue of eye, keen of wit, bright schemes in each head.

The childish Silver live half a century at most,
Brave warriors, these kinsmen, but not too proud to boast.

For thirty years holy Platinum suffer and pine,
They are the Twins' beloved, and their arts brightest shine.

Finally the mud-coloured Bronze lurk and skulk in-between,
Unpredictable are their years; two-hundred? Nineteen?

These are your good countrymen, yellow-haired child.
They are Dammakhert-bound and Dammakhert-styled.

Your kind come from east, from the mountains of Tain,
One mortal man's lifetime is how long you'll remain.

You and your countrymen - children of fair Alderode!
They are who they are, and we are the Gold.]]>
379757121719262576 Mon, 08 Oct 2012 18:19:13 -0400
<![CDATA[What are your thoughts on two-toes?]]>
To be quite honest I have never understood this disdain foreigners have for the lizardfolk. I know there is bad blood between them and it has ever kept the wee ones from showing me the courtesy of a conversation, but I find them fascinating. So little is known of their Arts! One day I shall manage to befriend one of them and fathom their mysteries.]]>
372278539573031961 Tue, 18 Sep 2012 03:02:00 -0400
<![CDATA[Sael was a normal human right? Wouldn't that mean that he would have human flaws as well as strengths? Do you think Ssael could make a mistake or do you think he is a perfect being now that he is dead?]]>
Ssael was never perfect and even now He is not perfect. Mankind is too varied and fantastic to create from it one standard. Instead Ssael is just, determined, wise, and incorruptible. He is the ultimate culmination of this imperfect world - the son of a broken home - beautiful in His flaws, enormous in His joy, unsettled by a need to see all of His brothers and sisters freed of this flesh-prison and at His side. My God is not a distant King nor stormy-browed Father; my God is my teacher and my companion. Keep your impossible perfection.]]>
372277372939960235 Tue, 18 Sep 2012 02:57:22 -0400
<![CDATA[Duane, if your god is an ascended human, do you believe morality comes from someplace other than the dictates of gods? If all the gods were dead and not just the twin ones, would it change how you behave?]]>
Long ago Ssael rejected those slavemasters. He saw the indifferent cruelty of those unfit lords and enacted a great revolt against them. With that revolution, Ssael became the first Man to discover within himself absolute morality; a morality that transcended the external oppression of dispassionate gods and gave him a weapon strong enough to strike those gods down forever. That great sword of truth is Ssael's gift to all of us. He waits for each and every one of his brothers and sisters to discover it within, and arm themselves for their own revolution.

This talk of dictated morality is foul to my ears. True morality is not a decree. True morality is a discovery, one that must be made again and again by every man who feels his soul within him.]]>
365044808567249524 Wed, 29 Aug 2012 03:57:44 -0400
<![CDATA[Duane, what's it feel like when you break a bone? Is it the same as when you were alive?]]> 326080633870777364 Sun, 13 May 2012 15:28:01 -0400 <![CDATA[Sir, I disagree with the Plat. I think it is endearing that, despite whatever it was that happened, you still defend Alderode, even though you never wish to return. I guess you cannot deny the good things it taught you and all you learned there, hmm?]]> 326079995682258159 Sun, 13 May 2012 15:25:29 -0400 <![CDATA[Duane, when was the first time you heard the term 'galit'? Did you believe in such creat- er...people? Did you ever see one before it happened to you, or did you only hear things about them?]]> 326079717461479033 Sun, 13 May 2012 15:24:22 -0400 <![CDATA[Duane, I'm sure a few have definitely noticed, but I (possibly we) feel (at the same time) exceedingly stupid and awe-inspired by the way you speak. Is it just you, or do all people in Alderode sound so educated and eloquent?]]> 326078738057948948 Sun, 13 May 2012 15:20:29 -0400 <![CDATA[Duane, I remember you saying one day you passed out over a bridge and woke up next to a fish(?) the following day. How did you maintain consciousness when Sette tackled you and you both plummeted into the lake then? Severe concentration mixed with dread?]]> 326031276425376621 Sun, 13 May 2012 12:11:53 -0400 <![CDATA[Duane, do you ever fear that if you exposed your condition to a wright they might be able to.... replicate it? You have achieved some form of longevity and retained your consciousness, some fools may view this as a boon, at least until they obtained it.]]> 326030949462594512 Sun, 13 May 2012 12:10:35 -0400 <![CDATA[Sette, I feel as though someone must have asked this before, but is there some legendary treasure you'd like to steal someday to make your mark on the world?]]> 326029479937865175 Sun, 13 May 2012 12:04:45 -0400 <![CDATA[Sir Adelier, because of your final high title yet common birth, were there any people who were upset because of this? I'd imagine there might be a few. Where I come from, though, social mobility is common, so you would be well-supported no matter what.]]>
"I know what that's like when won't no one let ya fit in. They do it for jealousy. Da says greatness is a burden. We're burdened great people, Dwayne, and no mistake. That's why ya like me! I'm you but small and with a tail and not a absolute disappointment in all areas of life and roguery."]]>
325546490195894966 Sat, 12 May 2012 04:05:31 -0400
<![CDATA["On the battlefield."? Duane, were you training wrights into soldiers for battles? You were an officer of Alderode? If I may ask, what was your rank?]]>
"But you was in the Aldish army before, I thought!"

As a young man I served three years as a fieldwright in the Order of Chinoll, a division of the Conciliatory Army. I fought in the Foi Hellick rebellion, pushed Sonorie forces out of Avelpit, and saved the life of one of the young sons of a Temple of Song official. For this I was plucked from the army and into Temple service, swiftly climbing the ranks to finally hold a position one of my common birth had little right to.]]>
325432342317398499 Fri, 11 May 2012 20:31:56 -0400
<![CDATA[Actually, sir Adelier, here our instructors are not allowed to inflict harm upon their students! There are laws against it.]]> 325432127808099658 Fri, 11 May 2012 20:31:05 -0400 <![CDATA[Duane, what would you do if you met a Crescian Ssaelit?]]> 325409574196628866 Fri, 11 May 2012 19:01:28 -0400 <![CDATA[You ever try short hair, Sette? I think you would look very nice with a short sporty cut! And then it could never be grabbed by people who don't know to mind their own business!]]> 325408097604493608 Fri, 11 May 2012 18:55:36 -0400 <![CDATA[Sir, I was wondering if, in your time as a teacher of wrights, you had any who misbehaved to impress others, or just to challenge your authority? One in my family is a teacher, and he always has the most interesting stories at the end of the day.]]> 325406022984289962 Fri, 11 May 2012 18:47:21 -0400 <![CDATA[Hey Duane, does Alderode have tournaments or...duels between wrights of nobility? Where I come from, noblemen would sometimes duel for a lady's hand in marriage. And I think some of them were what we call 'knights'. Do you have something similar?]]> 325405035984864859 Fri, 11 May 2012 18:43:26 -0400 <![CDATA[I now understand why you, Duane, dislike the "drunken" feeling. Everything your grandfather taught you is thrown out the window if you give into it. But you do know your grandfather's influence over you is stronger than that, that you are stronger, right?]]> 325401741128398513 Fri, 11 May 2012 18:30:20 -0400 <![CDATA[Ah, is that perhaps why, when you cast something Sir, that is turns the color green then? (It being the colour of the Temple of Song?)]]>
"I would choose red like BLUD. I seen you pick red sometimes. That's when you're real cheesed, ain't it?"

I shan't deny it. Scary, eh? Betimes the mere colour 'red' is more communicative and more frightening than every oath and blasphemous imprecation in a sailor's handbook.]]>
325401361753596618 Fri, 11 May 2012 18:28:50 -0400
<![CDATA[Sir Adelier, did you finally become so well-trained that you beat your grandfather in a duel? Or did he always have one more trick up his sleeve?]]>
"Afraid've makin' your da cry if he fought ya again and killed ya."

Would you like to duel me, Miss Frummagem? A dry duel: daggers for yourself, and I'll restrain myself to my belt.

"If I had t'duel you I'd just throw a pig steak at your face and stab your head when you were all myeaarrrgghhbwaaains eatin' it on all fours. Ever been in a street duel? I killed seventeen people last year with a BOOT."]]>
325400085036824275 Fri, 11 May 2012 18:23:45 -0400
<![CDATA[Sette, do you have to fence the items you happen to find carelessly placed into open pockets, or can a jukrum be paid in valuables? For example, could you pay your jukrum with expensive jewelry, or does it have to be coin?]]> 325397963352335044 Fri, 11 May 2012 18:15:19 -0400 <![CDATA[Is bright green a Ssaelit color?]]> 325029968297883598 Thu, 10 May 2012 17:53:03 -0400 <![CDATA[It's been asked to Sette what Eph tasted like, and if I remember correctly, she said "fear". Duane, I noticed you got a taste test in as well. What did the blood do to you, if anything? You didn't fall off immediately after tasting it, I noticed...]]>
"But he didn't go crackers for that hat-man's blood 'cause I took off his bloody glove 'cause I'm brilliant. Out've sight out've mind! Zombies ain't so hard to manage."]]>
325029504055534268 Thu, 10 May 2012 17:51:12 -0400
<![CDATA[Duane, what was it like duelling your grandfather?]]> 325022889889778286 Thu, 10 May 2012 17:24:55 -0400 <![CDATA[Sette, do you have any underlings back at home?]]>
What became of him?

"He got a bad fever last year and Mr. Dead jumped him. Now I reckon he's a baby somewhere bawlin' its head off and its ma prolly can't get it to shut up and it's for Lucky not bein' able to bawl when he was Lucky, haha. Now he can do all the bawlin' he cares t'do."]]>
325020341124486226 Thu, 10 May 2012 17:14:47 -0400
<![CDATA[Duane, I vaguely remember you saying that being able to cast without words ran in your family(?) If that's true, does that mean that your mother and father were tacit casters as well?]]> 325018336125539668 Thu, 10 May 2012 17:06:49 -0400 <![CDATA["When Sette is in proximity this is a perpetual desire." Surely you jest, Sir. I admit, I thought you both loathed one another at first, but now she has begun to grow on you, hasn't she? How dare her guarded heart already take yours, hmm?]]> 324811507424586644 Thu, 10 May 2012 03:24:57 -0400 <![CDATA[Sort of random question, but Duane, are there any rare delicacies in Alderode that you enjoyed eating? We have one that Sette might like. It involves making pies of all kinds :)]]>
"What's wrong with eatin' rat? Ya toff, if ya'd try it ya might even fancy it!"

...jellied monny blood was ever a favourite of mine. I have not seen it here in the south, but I could not enjoy it now regardless.]]>
324811371604634344 Thu, 10 May 2012 03:24:25 -0400
<![CDATA[Duane, I ask with with complete honesty and no mal-intent, but do you ever consider going back and visiting your homeland, Alderode?]]> 324810595817776912 Thu, 10 May 2012 03:21:20 -0400 <![CDATA[Sette, what goes into the day-to-day business of running Sharteshane's thief clan? What parts are you looking forward to taking over especially?]]>
And you like that, do you?

"Aye, it's like a puzzle. 'Course, enforcement is a grand time too, beatin' protection taxes out the shops, running jobs for nobles or whoever, knockin' about seamen tryin' to smuggle in goods without Da's permission. Da has grand parties too on feast days and on them days there's no jukrum due and everyone loves Da, and those days it would be good to be the top man and have all the city out t'kiss your backside. I would demand sacrifices of pie and I think an entire case've Beadman's ginger beer and and and there'd be seventeen sword swallowers. You ever seen them, Duane? They're MAD."

Oh, I could swallow a sword.

"You got no throat, it ain't the same!"]]>
324626036551606596 Wed, 09 May 2012 15:07:58 -0400
<![CDATA[Aww, c'mon Duane. You should encourage her to do other things than simply pinch wallets. Teach her the mouth harp thingie. Something to occupy her mind from thieving and bothering you. (Ashley: I'm assuming the mouth harp is a harmonica?)]]> 324622948696605643 Wed, 09 May 2012 14:55:41 -0400 <![CDATA[Sir, as a lady, I can say experience is...alluring. If you wish to be so humble, I suggest you cease answering questions about the women you had in your company. I'm not blaming you; you're being as honest as possible. Selfless and honest. So very Duane..]]> 324620842866594737 Wed, 09 May 2012 14:47:19 -0400 <![CDATA[Sir, you were a heart-breaker weren't you? Wait, that's right. You have class. You're above that; too well-raised for such acts of regression. But do you know that the more questions answered on women you knew, the more the women on here will want you? :)]]> 324619953397323091 Wed, 09 May 2012 14:43:47 -0400 <![CDATA[Duane, I remember you said after Sette blew a hole in the khert you were "of a mind to aid their wrights in mending this, come morning". Wouldn't that have put yourself as well as Sette at risk of exposure? Shouldn't you keep as low a profile as possible?]]> 324456086058858770 Wed, 09 May 2012 03:52:38 -0400 <![CDATA[Sette, I come from a large family. You got any siblings? Any brothers or sisters? If you do, who is the best thief of the family?]]> 324455295348667579 Wed, 09 May 2012 03:49:30 -0400 <![CDATA[Sette, what would you do if you found yourself in a world where there was no such thing as money?]]> 324454918624657719 Wed, 09 May 2012 03:48:00 -0400 <![CDATA[Duane, have you ever considered using non-glamour aids to disguise your face, like a false beard? Also, does the glamour you use resemble your actual face?]]> 324454703230382448 Wed, 09 May 2012 03:47:09 -0400 <![CDATA[So Duane, you clearly were once keenly interested in courting...but how successful were you? Were the ladies throwing themselves at you? Was there ever one who stole your heart?]]> 324453441403378007 Wed, 09 May 2012 03:42:08 -0400 <![CDATA[Duane, do miracles and visions of Ssael visit his people?]]>
Myself, I know that God walks this world still; breathes this air, holds our hands. I do not believe Him so aloof.]]>
324453365985593558 Wed, 09 May 2012 03:41:50 -0400
<![CDATA[Speaking of the theatre and opera, I was wondering if there were any events or dances after productions that you, Duane, went to? Do you like dancing? Or are you like me; one who loves to, but usually has two left feet?]]> 324451363301916596 Wed, 09 May 2012 03:33:52 -0400 <![CDATA[Sette, do ya feel slightly left out with all these questions asked for Duane? Or do you not really mind. You're probably entertaining yourself by impersonating us since Duane won't do voices, huh? :)]]>
God be merciful. Take it outside, Sette!]]>
324449525374669826 Wed, 09 May 2012 03:26:34 -0400
<![CDATA[Duane, I wish you were appreciated more. Set aside the fact that you save Sette at every corner, but she also has no IDEA nor care for the kind of knowledge you possess. I'd talk to you all day, basking in the sunlight of the enlightenment you'd show me!]]> 324073301297096431 Tue, 08 May 2012 02:31:35 -0400 <![CDATA[Duane, you ever wonder what would happen if your body just got lost at sea forever?]]> 324070357772302306 Tue, 08 May 2012 02:19:54 -0400 <![CDATA[Duane, you seem quite familiar with the motions of courtship. When you were whole and living, what sort of women did you prefer to keep in your company?]]>
"And enormous bosoms."]]>
323359424372564395 Sun, 06 May 2012 03:14:54 -0400
<![CDATA[Duane, would it have made you sad if during your duel with Quigley your hood had fallen down and he had seen your zombie face, and upon seeing it and being the frail plat that he is, he had a heart attack and fell over dead?]]> 323357976461071595 Sun, 06 May 2012 03:09:09 -0400 <![CDATA[Duane, can you think of a particular part of you that which your person is bound? You have demonstrated more than once that you are able to replace one part or another, and upon your description on your genius respiratory pymaric,]]>
In truth, sir, I do not know. The removal of even my skull has not been able to give this putrid form pause, making me fear that I am something unique not only physically, but also spiritually. What monstrous manner of spectre will not or cannot flee its own headless corpse? When the inevitable arrives and this form is at last only dust and fragments of hopeless bone, what then? Does this production spiral towards a conclusion or will the khert never accept me? Is this a special, eternal hell to which I am consigned?

I do not know.]]>
323357704502409572 Sun, 06 May 2012 03:08:04 -0400
<![CDATA[Hey Sette, have you ever met any Crescians before? What's your opinion of them? (Also, what was your opinion of the Aldish before meeting Duane?)]]> 323355412864724283 Sun, 06 May 2012 02:58:57 -0400 <![CDATA[Duane, what is the old religion of Tain like?]]> 323353582415929243 Sun, 06 May 2012 02:51:41 -0400 <![CDATA[Duane, did you ever have to deal with being distrusted as a soud?]]> 323352857111715923 Sun, 06 May 2012 02:48:48 -0400 <![CDATA[Duane, what do you do with the money that you earn from your work? I can't imagine that you have very many expenses.]]>
"Given away?!"

Given away!]]>
323351994716679169 Sun, 06 May 2012 02:45:23 -0400
<![CDATA[Duane, how would you go about cheering up a crying child (example: child fell down and scraped their knee open)?]]> 323350835339743632 Sun, 06 May 2012 02:40:46 -0400 <![CDATA[Sette, what do you think of Cresce and Alderode's eternal hatred for each other?]]> 323350053085278870 Sun, 06 May 2012 02:37:39 -0400 <![CDATA[Sette, what do you know of a man named Starfish?]]> 322272226399227463 Thu, 03 May 2012 03:14:46 -0400 <![CDATA[Duane, is Cresce and Alderode the only military superpowers? Are there any other country or organization that should be mentioned? Spasibo. PS Sorry for the spelling. This is not my native language. My best regards to Sette.]]> 322271725188296494 Thu, 03 May 2012 03:12:46 -0400 <![CDATA[Duane, how often do you get the urge to blow someone up?]]> 322269402198180397 Thu, 03 May 2012 03:03:32 -0400 <![CDATA[Sette, do you have a favorite cousin and a least favorite cousin?]]> 321905220697195734 Wed, 02 May 2012 02:56:25 -0400 <![CDATA[Sette, how close did Duane live to you before your journey started? Had you heard any stories of the weird stick man who was real easy to pickpocket?]]> 321905051725472366 Wed, 02 May 2012 02:55:44 -0400 <![CDATA[Hey Sette, are you and Duane practicing any combination attacks? Like Duane could throw you at someone so you can bite their face off, or magically enhance your knives.]]> 321301277176760413 Mon, 30 Apr 2012 10:56:33 -0400 <![CDATA[Duane, do you not feel the touch of some divine hand in the fact that your affliction has occurred to you, a tacit caster and perhaps the only type of person able to construct the means to endure such an ordeal? Do you glean a sense of purpose from that?]]>
But even Ssael, as we all are, is slave to the custodianship of the khert.

I am not so foolish that I do not realise this is a punishment; that I erred so grievously in another life that upon my death the khert itself rejected me, committing me to this state to purge my sins. In life I rose above my born station, a life the khert assigned me, and I fouled its plans, so it corrects them now. The Great System will ever catch you in its teeth in the end.

I cursed and spit and railed against it once, but the khert has ears only for pymary. I struggled and thrashed but it does not hold you with hands. I asked for a word of mercy, a word of comfort, but the khert has no mouth.

It is Ssael who has all of these things. He cannot change this, and he does not want me, but

If only I had some knowledge of what has damned me to this, I

No, it is enough to realise I took too much, yet did ever as Ssael asked. I denied the khert and took too much but I served my Lord until that last moment. That is enough!]]>
321300994363229284 Mon, 30 Apr 2012 10:55:26 -0400
<![CDATA[Pay no mind to Sette, Duane! Your pre-fight speeches are certainly worthy of an opera house. I hope you've been recording them in your diary for the benefit of anyone wanting to novelize your life.]]>
"You do it though! I know you do! Don't lie, maggotbreath!"

Belt up, Tail!]]>
321293898179679777 Mon, 30 Apr 2012 10:27:14 -0400
<![CDATA[Duane, have you ever pulled an "all-nighter" or do you disapprove of using pymary in such a way?]]> 321181858349982265 Mon, 30 Apr 2012 03:02:02 -0400 <![CDATA[Duane, it troubles me some to see you vexed by our curiosity. I apologize for any trouble we've caused you. To make up for it, can you tell us about something pleasing to you? Something that still brings a smile to your face?]]>
Most, you must realise, treated the Claw like a social club, putting in an appearance only to show off their wives or talk of the latest scandals in the countryside, but I was ever in attendance only for the music; for the melodrama of the histories, the soaring celebration of the triumphant arias, the creative coloratura of the most accomplished sopranos, the climactic deaths, the lovelorn suicides, the final note that beads like a tear on the clear cheek of the welkin, tremulous, glistening, until it rolls free and you find it clinging to your own eyelashes.

Ah, the theatre! Where no evil deed goes unpunished and love is eternal.]]>
321180689506515542 Mon, 30 Apr 2012 02:57:23 -0400
<![CDATA[Duane, if the Ilganyag were the only answer that could cure you of your "cold biology", you wouldn't settle for it, right? Consenting to any of their operations would be worse than being trapped in your body now, however tempting it may be, correct...?]]> 321177483351172468 Mon, 30 Apr 2012 02:44:39 -0400 <![CDATA[Duane, I have heard you reference to theatre in Alderode. Are the actors in plays all men, or are women able to be cast in roles as well? Have you ever had the fortune of being in one? And are the actors held in a celebrity-like (or idolized) status?]]>
In any event, it is opera that is most fashionable and most followed. Plays are popularly seen as childish. I myself have never taken to the stage. I lack the charisma, wouldn't you say? No one wants to come and watch Adelier, the great, stilted bore.

"Nope!"]]>
321177256825196351 Mon, 30 Apr 2012 02:43:45 -0400
<![CDATA["I do believe I can rise above Sette's level, thank you." Hear that, Sette? That means the coast is clear for you and Matty! <3]]> 321175449969375346 Mon, 30 Apr 2012 02:36:34 -0400 <![CDATA[Duane, does the name Delicieu mean anything to you, or ring any bells?]]> 321120044144672392 Sun, 29 Apr 2012 22:56:24 -0400 <![CDATA[Duane, if you saw Sette chatting up a young boy with no intention to pocket pick him and genuinely enjoying herself, what would you do to get back at her for embarrassing you with the young Aldish lady whose purse was unjustly planted on your person?]]> 321120009608764015 Sun, 29 Apr 2012 22:56:16 -0400 <![CDATA[Sir Adelier, I've read the word "Muol" recently, and I think it might be Tainish. I'm unfamiliar with the term. Could you enlighten me?]]> 321119917954837889 Sun, 29 Apr 2012 22:55:54 -0400 <![CDATA[I've heard it been said "Lay with a wright and you're up all night." Comments?]]> 321119683086396298 Sun, 29 Apr 2012 22:54:58 -0400 <![CDATA[Why do the sororal Gefendur eat people?]]>
"Oh, well, it's not like REALLY eatin' people. See, when Yerta first was all fat with the world and all us humans, Sister Tirna didn't like it at all. She thought her sibs were making a stoopid mistake and all us people would only cause them mischief and bother, and she was jealous too. She got the notion to feed Fat Yerta some poison so everything in her belly would die. Yerta ate it, not knowin', and felt real poorly. She was almost gonna die! The whole world flooded with poison and the earth went brown and almost everything drowned. But then Baelar, who's the first wright and the best wright, he made her a cure and she got all better. Yerta got sick all over the Outside and that's why the Twins' world has a poison moat all around it. The rest of the poison drained into the very bottom of the ocean where the Hells are.

"Anyway, everyone knew Tirna had done it 'cause her fingers was red with the softi venom she'd used. Yerta got craaazy angry and ATE HER! It must've been amazin'. Yerta ate her and Tirna was stuck in here with all've us to learn what it was like to be a person and, I dunno, having to eat and to poo and to deal with wankers and such.

"So Tirna, she goes all around and mostly she hates us, but she starts missing her sibs too, and after a long time her heart went soft and she started not hating us so much. But sometimes she still hates us. Tirna is very confusing! I like her though because it took balls and cunning to poison Fat Yerta, even if she didn't get away with it.

"Aaaanyway, on the first day of Tirna's quarter and the first day of Yerta's quarter, the important priests all over sacrifice a twin and eat 'em to please Tirna, who hates us sometimes. It's a good idea because I reckon Tirna mostly wants to murder all of us but if we do it a little bit it calms her down and shows we ain't gettin' too big for our britches."

There you have it.]]>
321119532066286166 Sun, 29 Apr 2012 22:54:22 -0400
<![CDATA[Sette's answer with the silver daggers gave me a thought: are there such things as "mage slayers", people specially trained and equipped to deal with spellcasters with minimal pymarics? Or is the only answer to a wright is a better wright?]]> 321116133199448728 Sun, 29 Apr 2012 22:40:52 -0400 <![CDATA[You've mentioned you've sung away a day's shadow and Quigley also mentioned singing when you were gathering the mountain's pressure. Do wrights sort of tend to sing when they cast pymary out loud?]]> 321115608982754946 Sun, 29 Apr 2012 22:38:47 -0400 <![CDATA[Duane, what is your opinion on cussing? You don't seem to ever do it, even though sometimes you say rude things in Tainish.]]>
"HEY! Cussin' adds flavour to conversation. You speak all in water and mush."]]>
321115111282442798 Sun, 29 Apr 2012 22:36:48 -0400
<![CDATA[Hey Duane, have you ever met a Black Tongue who regretted his life choices and wished to return to normal society? (I mean, regretted it before getting his face smashed in by you.)]]> 321113498157332433 Sun, 29 Apr 2012 22:30:23 -0400 <![CDATA[If someone were to use a First Material weapon to cut the khert, what could a wright do against them? I was thinking you could still use pymary to throw things at them or drop things on their heads, but I was wondering if there was anything else.]]>
A First Material weapon is in itself a powerful tool, but it is most effective in the hands of a specialist who can use it to not only cut the khert and block spells, but catch spells upon its blade and direct them back towards the caster. Such an opponent is one to be respected.]]>
321111938446666320 Sun, 29 Apr 2012 22:24:11 -0400
<![CDATA[Sette, does Duane do voices when he reads the questions being sent in? Because Matty's dad does voices. You should make your attack zombie do voices.]]>
I prefer not to.]]>
321110530192326227 Sun, 29 Apr 2012 22:18:36 -0400
<![CDATA[Hey Duane, would it be possible to glamour other people without their knowledge? Like if you and another guy both like the same girl, you could glamour him so that it looks like he has bad acne or something.]]>
Beglamoured acne... not the most honourable act, I say.]]>
321110294489205039 Sun, 29 Apr 2012 22:17:39 -0400
<![CDATA[Sette, what do you think of nighttime Duane?]]>
Better that than the other, my darling.]]>
321109854322169254 Sun, 29 Apr 2012 22:15:55 -0400
<![CDATA[Were you not afraid that the folds of your would-be lungs might interfer with your eyes?]]>
"Ahahaha! Pig pee breath!"

...my windpipe is molded rawhide. It is the delicate vocal folds alone that are pymarics, a fine arrangement if I do say so myself. There was a great degree of interference between the folds and my eyes for months, and even now when the khert is troubled they interfere with each other. I've a kill word installed into the pymaric cords however, so I can cease and sequester their enchantment when it's necessary, allowing my eyes a wide, stable field in which to function. It is not a perfect system but I am still here. It must suffice.

There are grim days when it strikes me I am more ensorcellment than man. Through stitch and spell, leather, bandage, and wire I bully this vessel through a sea of days when mayhap justice should have seen it sunk long ago. But you must eat, aye? Eat and breathe and pump your hot blood-pulse. So too must I submit to my strange, cold biology and pray my being isn't damnation in itself.]]>
320426943730158728 Sat, 28 Apr 2012 01:02:16 -0400
<![CDATA[Duane: Do you require air, or do you just inhale to talk? Do you have working lungs or other organs?]]>
"Completely original pymaric? Think there's money there?"

I posted the design to the Window years ago, my wee venomous darling, but when I finally drop you may scavenge this corpse for the piece and see what the pawnbroker will give you for it.]]>
320420320169174137 Sat, 28 Apr 2012 00:35:57 -0400
<![CDATA[OK Sette...Nary A Care Frummagem versus Duane Adelier. Who wins?]]>
Silver daggers, you say? That is useful information.

"...balls."]]>
320380618003189328 Fri, 27 Apr 2012 21:58:11 -0400
<![CDATA[Sette, are knives your weapon of choice? You seemed to react rather instinctively when Ephsephin pulled you up.]]> 320287295393509367 Fri, 27 Apr 2012 15:47:21 -0400 <![CDATA[Duane! I studied and drank lots of coffee and did fine on my exams! Your advice really worked! Usually I don't take advice from people who are already, er... Your advice really worked!]]> 320287078724145678 Fri, 27 Apr 2012 15:46:30 -0400 <![CDATA[Duane, will you continue to watch out for Sette when you return to Sharteshane? She's not in any less danger there, given the company she keeps.]]> 320287016136751845 Fri, 27 Apr 2012 15:46:15 -0400 <![CDATA[Dinosaurs are somewhat-enormous lizards that are so skilled at eating that they cannot be not eating even when they're not hungry. They are generally attributed with powers like roaring and stomping in cave drawings. Have your heard of something similar?]]>
It was not a lizard. Sette, I believe a few of these people are telling us tales.]]>
320286225086812976 Fri, 27 Apr 2012 15:43:06 -0400
<![CDATA[Sette, will you be expanding your Da's empire beyond Sharteshane? The Stockyard situation suggests there could be some difficulties with that.]]> 320285674504718751 Fri, 27 Apr 2012 15:40:55 -0400 <![CDATA[Do you /want/ to see a talking bird?]]>
((Ashley: Duane hates your questions :3 ))]]>
320239594010321153 Fri, 27 Apr 2012 12:37:48 -0400
<![CDATA[How can you be so certain that women are not, in fact, equal to men? I demand proof.]]> 320221027789451450 Fri, 27 Apr 2012 11:24:02 -0400 <![CDATA[I see you are both rather disturbed by the Black Tongues. Aside from the obvious, are there any specific, personal reasons you have for not wanting anything to do with them?]]>
"Aye, well, Black Tongues is all over Sharteshane. Savvy coves know where to find 'em when ya need a favour or a job done. They're too dangerous for me own tastes; ya annoy 'em and they'll kidnap ya forever for experimentin' or skin ya and do things with your skin. I need me skin for holdin' things in! Hahaha, that rhymed."]]>
320219920107307504 Fri, 27 Apr 2012 11:19:38 -0400
<![CDATA[Did you know that "Sailor Duane" is an anagram for "Dinosaur Ale"? That sounds a lot better. [It's also an anagram for "A sour denial", which is what I expect your response will be. :-) ]]]> 320218681697121063 Fri, 27 Apr 2012 11:14:43 -0400 <![CDATA[Then again, some legends say that ninjas aren't stealthy at all, but wore bright orange jumpsuits and summoned giant frogs to help their battles and threw magic hurricane ninja stars that could flashily destroy whole mountains.]]> 320217557954999369 Fri, 27 Apr 2012 11:10:15 -0400 <![CDATA[Duane, there are some who say that chivalry is demeaning and patronizing, for it implies that all women are meek, inferior, and in need of protection. What do you think of this? Do you think, perhaps, it is better to treat women as equals to men?]]> 320081524055617072 Fri, 27 Apr 2012 02:09:41 -0400 <![CDATA[Ninjas are somewhat-magical assassins that are so skilled in stealth that they cannot be detected even when staring right at them. They are generally attributed with powers like teleportation and flight in legends. Have your heard of something similar?]]> 320079518922443649 Fri, 27 Apr 2012 02:01:44 -0400 <![CDATA[For example, in our world it's taboo to do backflips while wearing a beef jerky hat.]]> 320079259005625448 Fri, 27 Apr 2012 02:00:42 -0400 <![CDATA[Could you use pymary to set fire to the rain?]]> 320078663158601718 Fri, 27 Apr 2012 01:58:19 -0400 <![CDATA[What does at'gwe mean? Sorry if it is crude.]]> 320074698329167086 Fri, 27 Apr 2012 01:42:34 -0400 <![CDATA[Did you know that "Duane Adelier" is an anagram for "Dead urine ale"? Did you know that "Sette Frummagem" is an anagram for "Mugs me after met"?]]> 320074199467043820 Fri, 27 Apr 2012 01:40:35 -0400 <![CDATA[Sette, if you'd known Duane before he became a galit, and you caught him chatting up a lovely young lady, what would you do to embarrass him after acquiring her purse?]]>
This is why you have no friends.

"You shouldn't be talkin' up strange women!"

It was a hypothetical!

"You're a hyper thetical!"]]>
320073887859609738 Fri, 27 Apr 2012 01:39:21 -0400
<![CDATA[Duane and Sette, what are some social taboos in your mother country? Do you abide by them? Do the taboos differ based on age, class, gender, etc.?]]> 319952837909944361 Thu, 26 Apr 2012 17:38:20 -0400 <![CDATA[Duane, as a lady I find your conduct inappropriate. In the future you should consider conducting yourself in a manner that does not cause children to ask you questions you can't answer. Otherwise, how's the weather?]]> 319906724486058936 Thu, 26 Apr 2012 14:35:06 -0400 <![CDATA[Hey Duane, were you ever tempted to join the Aldish Navy? You could be Sailor Duane! How cool would that be?!?]]>
...]]>
319905176569789163 Thu, 26 Apr 2012 14:28:57 -0400
<![CDATA[Duae: "Never turn your back on a lady. Attend to their every desire and you will find them eager to attend to yours." What desires were you referring to, might I ask?]]> 319709537026183975 Thu, 26 Apr 2012 01:31:33 -0400 <![CDATA[Sette, how would you react if Duane killed someone in front of you? And if he actually did eat someone in front of you as you keep suggesting to him?]]> 319709227708846525 Thu, 26 Apr 2012 01:30:19 -0400 <![CDATA[Sir Adelier, after your oath is fulfilled, would you consider writing down the adventures with Sette you've had, to remember the fond memories as well as the less fond? I admit, through bad and good times, it is pretty memorable. (I write, just curious).]]> 319697869441345897 Thu, 26 Apr 2012 00:45:11 -0400 <![CDATA[Duane, you throw yourself so readily in front of Sette when danger is present. Very commendable. I know, you gave your word, but would you be surprised if I told you that most people from where I hail don't stick to such old codes of conduct anymore?]]> 319697199053153945 Thu, 26 Apr 2012 00:42:31 -0400 <![CDATA[Sette, were you able to nick anything good off of Duane at the start of your trip? He must be carrying some interesting things in that bag.]]> 319694329008360268 Thu, 26 Apr 2012 00:31:07 -0400 <![CDATA[Sette, does Duane really lick trees?]]>
No.]]>
319647410684961384 Wed, 25 Apr 2012 21:24:41 -0400
<![CDATA[Duane, are there limits to the sorts of spells you can tacit-cast, as opposed to casting aloud? Such as a limit to the word length of a spell that you can cast unspoken, or something akin? Or is a choice to cast aloud purely based on other considerations?]]> 319646935818448567 Wed, 25 Apr 2012 21:22:48 -0400 <![CDATA[Hey Duane, know how you can keep Sette from rummaging through your stuff? Tell her it's filled with horrible bitey beetles.]]> 319646555466371692 Wed, 25 Apr 2012 21:21:17 -0400 <![CDATA[Duane, so far Sette has gotten you lost, pushed you down a cliff into water, provoked a Mamalen Entek, threw you into the RBB and Peace Guard, managed to get you into a duel that almost cost you limbs, & now you're close to Cresce. How ARE you doing, sir?]]> 319646486679792377 Wed, 25 Apr 2012 21:21:01 -0400 <![CDATA[ARE THERE NINJAS IN KASSLYNE?!?!? PLEASE TELL ME THERE ARE NINJAS]]> 319645501949483523 Wed, 25 Apr 2012 21:17:06 -0400 <![CDATA[Sette! Money! Have you ever tried busking? I bet Dwayne could teach you an instrument, he seems fancy like that.]]>
Striking the cooking pot with the cooking spoon is not 'playing drums.'

"Is so, ya just don't comprehend the complex melodies. It's a new manner've modern drumming."]]>
319645402770970942 Wed, 25 Apr 2012 21:16:42 -0400
<![CDATA[Rector Adelier, what Aspects could one use to mend a physical injury using pymary?]]> 318968993383721337 Tue, 24 Apr 2012 00:28:54 -0400 <![CDATA[Sette, I've noticed that you don't seem to like creepy human remains very much... skeletons or guts or things like that. Does that make it harder for you to be around Duane-face all the time? What about normal plods; do they give you the willies?]]> 318952445126384257 Mon, 23 Apr 2012 23:23:08 -0400 <![CDATA[Duane, what do you think of Mondays?]]> 318951205474674889 Mon, 23 Apr 2012 23:18:13 -0400 <![CDATA[That was pretty cool how you crushed that guy's arm just by squeezing it. How did you get so strong without muscles? Also, does your super strength + light frame allow you to jump large heights and distances?]]>
You are growing increasingly difficult to transcribe. E-nun-ci-ate, my dear. Our mouth is not a sack of marbles, hmm?

"Rrrrrribbit."]]>
318950727357566681 Mon, 23 Apr 2012 23:16:19 -0400
<![CDATA[Duane, if you aren't all that great with animals, why did you have so many pets?]]> 318949881848797485 Mon, 23 Apr 2012 23:12:57 -0400 <![CDATA[Duane, what's a merliput?]]>
It is a white rodent with a long and bushy, striped tail. In eastern Alderode they are popular meals; in the west, we keep them as house pets. I have never understood it myself.]]>
318772700266894434 Mon, 23 Apr 2012 11:28:54 -0400
<![CDATA[Duane, are you skilled in painting?]]> 318637811546728930 Mon, 23 Apr 2012 02:32:54 -0400 <![CDATA[Sette, what are the requirements a boy wishing to woo you must meet?]]> 318637650728724781 Mon, 23 Apr 2012 02:32:15 -0400 <![CDATA[Would you adopt a kid from a different Aldish caste if no one else would, or is that Not Done?]]> 318637385552246792 Mon, 23 Apr 2012 02:31:12 -0400 <![CDATA[Duane, did you ever have any pets?]]> 318636623992461903 Mon, 23 Apr 2012 02:28:11 -0400 <![CDATA[Hey Sette, what did Ephsephin taste like?]]> 318164281944180011 Sat, 21 Apr 2012 19:11:15 -0400 <![CDATA[Dammit, Duane! As soon as I'm done beating my kid, I'm coming back for a rematch! --Love, Quigley]]> 317921694436040574 Sat, 21 Apr 2012 03:07:18 -0400 <![CDATA[Sette, have you ever encountered pymary you liked the smell of?]]> 317921507642719964 Sat, 21 Apr 2012 03:06:34 -0400 <![CDATA[Duane, have you ever considered tying Sette to a post with her tail? It seems like such an efficent way to keep her out of trouble.]]> 317921021887785987 Sat, 21 Apr 2012 03:04:38 -0400 <![CDATA[Duane, if, hypothetically, Sette died (heavens forbid!), would you honour her faith and give her a proper Gefendur burial, or would you cremate her in the tradition of the Ssaelit?]]>
"Oi! I ain't gonna die! And if I do die the first thing I'ma do is FIRE YOU for FAILIN' to do the one thing ya was tasked to do!"

I would well deserve it, too!]]>
317919974779782547 Sat, 21 Apr 2012 03:00:28 -0400
<![CDATA[Rector Adelier, could you please rid me of my ignorance of Ssael? I am afraid I know very little about him, which seems such a shame.]]>
In death, Sonum Ssael amassed an army of dissident dead and rose against the Twins. Save for Tirna, they were destroyed. Ssael was buoyed by the belief and love of his army, and made custodian of the Twins' seized powers, becoming Lord of the celestial Outside. Ever after from his perch the one God sits in wait to share the prize of eternity with his brothers and sisters when they are ready to accept it.]]>
317874023407037581 Fri, 20 Apr 2012 23:57:52 -0400
<![CDATA["The March are anarchists and murderers; their rejection of spiritual truth and law is the least of their crimes." If it was their only crime, would you have still butchered them for a living?]]> 317837618391814053 Fri, 20 Apr 2012 21:33:13 -0400 <![CDATA[What do you guys think of atheists?]]>
"You killed 'em? Were you like a Redemptionist?"

Of a sort. The March are anarchists and murderers; their rejection of spiritual truth and law is the least of their crimes.]]>
317769520494155172 Fri, 20 Apr 2012 17:02:37 -0400
<![CDATA[Why is everyone so afraid of the Ssaelit faith?]]> 317761449504029835 Fri, 20 Apr 2012 16:30:33 -0400 <![CDATA[Sette, what would you do if someone close to you turned out to be a worshipper of Ssael?]]> 317761081814548481 Fri, 20 Apr 2012 16:29:05 -0400 <![CDATA[My mother was the groom in the wedding, Sette, and that is how I got here. Do you mean to tell me your Da does not oft visit the Sharte king wearing dresses?]]> 317761029712917611 Fri, 20 Apr 2012 16:28:53 -0400 <![CDATA[Sette, have you ever had any pets?]]> 317760840621109441 Fri, 20 Apr 2012 16:28:08 -0400 <![CDATA[Sette, tell us what you think of the Ssaelit?]]> 317760762225367574 Fri, 20 Apr 2012 16:27:49 -0400 <![CDATA[Would people in the know be able to guess by the color of your pymary that you are Ssaelit?]]> 317759475253510857 Fri, 20 Apr 2012 16:22:42 -0400 <![CDATA[What do you think of non-Aldish Ssaelit?]]> 317681073054035317 Fri, 20 Apr 2012 11:11:09 -0400 <![CDATA[Oh? What do you think might happen if she knew your religion?]]> 317680909098695542 Fri, 20 Apr 2012 11:10:30 -0400 <![CDATA[So, the religion thing doesn't get in the way at all between you two?]]> 317551791837290194 Fri, 20 Apr 2012 02:37:27 -0400 <![CDATA[I'm not mucking with your mind! It's truly nothing I would be surprised at. Did you not know that the Sharte King oft entertains my father in his queenly gowns?]]>
I am not here.]]>
317551552271224158 Fri, 20 Apr 2012 02:36:29 -0400
<![CDATA[Sette, is it true you could steal the knickers off a priest and be a mile away before he even realized? Duane, is it true that you crave BRAAAAAAINNS?]]> 317550581138859302 Fri, 20 Apr 2012 02:32:38 -0400 <![CDATA[Sette, has the plat boy's summation of what pymary is changed the way you think of spellery? Can you think of more uses for it now? Care to share?]]>
I am not starting this conversation with you.]]>
317550481914202199 Fri, 20 Apr 2012 02:32:14 -0400
<![CDATA[Duane, how awful would it be if after returning to New Tawhoque the Eye of Redemption found out that you're Ssaelit and in their area of influence?]]> 317549909391709660 Fri, 20 Apr 2012 02:29:58 -0400 <![CDATA[Duane, what would your reaction be to waking up in a dress and, possibly, cosmetics? Sette, depending on his answer, I think you know what needs to be done. I'll give you a pie in a pure gold pan and a new set of lockpicks and knives.]]> 317549039585329566 Fri, 20 Apr 2012 02:26:30 -0400 <![CDATA[Sette, have you told Duane that wright duels smell like hostile farting? I think it's important he have that mental image next time he goes to battle.]]>
What? What have I done?]]>
317524560167574304 Fri, 20 Apr 2012 00:49:14 -0400
<![CDATA[Sette, do you think you could make a pretty penny using Matty who seems to blindly trust you, and who you could probably trick into helping you con/rob people? No one would suspect him and all who laid eyes on him would pity him greatly if he was crying.]]> 317524292898130368 Fri, 20 Apr 2012 00:48:10 -0400 <![CDATA[Sette, it would not surprise me to see my "da in a dress knockin' back shots've applejack with the King of Sharteshane." Why, did you think it would?]]> 317430915238211323 Thu, 19 Apr 2012 18:37:07 -0400 <![CDATA[Sette, of all of the things you can smell so well, what is your favorite scent?]]> 317430828336430609 Thu, 19 Apr 2012 18:36:47 -0400 <![CDATA[Duane and Sette: do you have a favorite word, either one you just enjoy using or that you like the sound of? I like to think that favorite words can say a lot about people. ]]> 317429964976691037 Thu, 19 Apr 2012 18:33:21 -0400 <![CDATA[Duane, do you ever get into theological debates of any sort with your toothy companion?]]> 317429533168906243 Thu, 19 Apr 2012 18:31:38 -0400 <![CDATA[So, what do you both think of that dusky peaceguard captain what's been hounding you?]]>
"I like his hound, it's pretty."]]>
317429444543254878 Thu, 19 Apr 2012 18:31:16 -0400
<![CDATA[If your father was a strict employer that pushed you to increase your skills, Duane, what was your mother like?]]> 317428707662772010 Thu, 19 Apr 2012 18:28:21 -0400 <![CDATA[Duane, did you ever have to pull all-nighters when you were studying? How did you deal with it the next day? Sette, same question, since I know you know I know you don't get as much sleep as Duane thinks you do.]]>
"Ya played hooky to buss girls?"

To kiss them? Heavens, no! To make them wish that I was..? Perhaps. What is this intimation that you are not sleeping sufficiently? Is this the cause of your bile?

"All these persons is mad, Dwayne, ya can't believe nawt they say."]]>
317427556053695123 Thu, 19 Apr 2012 18:23:46 -0400
<![CDATA[Sette, I direct my previous question to Duane to you. What do you think of the First Material shortage?]]> 317339258509593353 Thu, 19 Apr 2012 12:32:54 -0400 <![CDATA[Sette, what's your plan for taking Stockyard down a peg? He's probably bigger than you, and even if he doesn't have an attack zombie, I bet he's canny. Maybe he's even got wrights of his own. What will you do if he doesn't just hand over his jukrum?]]> 317339048668567272 Thu, 19 Apr 2012 12:32:04 -0400 <![CDATA[Duane, if First Materials were only created at the dawn of time and cannot be reused, surely they will eventually run out. Even now, I hear, artificers are running short on stock. Are you worried about this?]]> 317204668214163140 Thu, 19 Apr 2012 03:38:06 -0400 <![CDATA[Duane, do Golds such as yourself have special pymary abilities like the other castes? If so, what are they.]]> 317203101394142850 Thu, 19 Apr 2012 03:31:52 -0400 <![CDATA[Duane, what would you do if you encountered a Crescian who was genuinely noble, selfless, and honorable?]]> 317201990520154386 Thu, 19 Apr 2012 03:27:27 -0400 <![CDATA[Duane, we heard that if the RBB get arrested Matty will get hung or go to prison forever D: Would you rescue him or leave him to rot?]]> 317201244919700848 Thu, 19 Apr 2012 03:24:30 -0400 <![CDATA[Sette, do you want to keep Duane in your employ after you settle things with Stockyard? Seems like he'd make a pretty good bodyguard for the Thief Queen of Sharteshane.]]> 317200059181580165 Thu, 19 Apr 2012 03:19:47 -0400 <![CDATA[Sette, what would you say if I told you I've seen lions. Real, live lions, doing normal lion things?]]> 317199737906277822 Thu, 19 Apr 2012 03:18:30 -0400 <![CDATA[Duane, how is your handwriting? Are you interested in fancy calligraphy? Has your handwriting deteriorated due to your current 'state'?]]>
Continuing that perfection has become an interesting challenge these last few years, but careful maintenance of my hands helps enormously. I have never had a customer complain, in any case.]]>
317199393717486635 Thu, 19 Apr 2012 03:17:08 -0400
<![CDATA[Sette, is it painful when people pull on your tail? It's part of your spine, isn't it?]]> 317091952354933281 Wed, 18 Apr 2012 20:10:12 -0400 <![CDATA[Duane, after you murder poor Matty's daddy, what will you do with the kid?]]> 317004027411839953 Wed, 18 Apr 2012 14:20:49 -0400 <![CDATA[Sette, does your father ever involve himself in more legitimate enterprise if he believes that it'll bring him profit?]]> 317003741729404697 Wed, 18 Apr 2012 14:19:41 -0400 <![CDATA[Duane, what would be your honest assessment of the pymaric skill and tactical acumen of the wright you just dueled with? How challenging was that duel, compared to others you've partaken in over the course of your existence?]]>
It was difficult. My legs pained me, the children were a distraction, and the Plat's blatant treachery inspired a distracting ire. The pressure blast was decisive but it was dangerous and sloppy. I may have won the engagement but there was no honourable thing present in that duel, and I shan't crow over my victory.]]>
317003582652032088 Wed, 18 Apr 2012 14:19:03 -0400
<![CDATA[I was asked the other day which country I'd like to visit. I was going to answer Alderode then wondered if I would be mistaken for a Gold. Would that be a good thing or a bad thing for a tourist?]]> 317000628851193069 Wed, 18 Apr 2012 14:07:19 -0400 <![CDATA[Duane, do you think that the silver and gold question that was asked was to tease you?]]> 316997698551034549 Wed, 18 Apr 2012 13:55:40 -0400 <![CDATA[Sette, if you thought Duane was losing the duel to that white-haired four-eyed snob, why didn’t you threaten to shiv the blind brat to get his dad do what you want? Surely a cold-blooded killer such as you would have no problems making good on the threat.]]>
You DO have a sense of morality! It is twisted and malformed, but it does thrive!

"Course I got morals! Pig-stoopidity like yours and Bodkins' is why the whole world needs a dictator like me to conquer it and make it a more better place."]]>
316994323184883204 Wed, 18 Apr 2012 13:42:15 -0400
<![CDATA[Sette, where do you like it more – back home with your wise and interesting Da, or on the road with your loyal and vicious attack zombie?]]> 316990322775178124 Wed, 18 Apr 2012 13:26:22 -0400 <![CDATA[Are either of you familiar with a beast known as the kedis?]]>
They do not like me.

"No animals like you, you're a monster thing."

Would you blunt for me that poignard 'twixt your teeth were I more a man than a monster?

"I doubt it. You'd still be Dwayne."]]>
316990120513247931 Wed, 18 Apr 2012 13:25:33 -0400
<![CDATA[Duane, what will you do with yourself once you've vanquished the RBB and escorted Sette to her destination (assuming you can't escort her to decency along the way)? Surely you can't just go back to writing legal copy and letters to aunties after all this.]]> 316989262199262206 Wed, 18 Apr 2012 13:22:09 -0400 <![CDATA[Duane, what do you think of the nickname Duane-face?]]> 316988321345583539 Wed, 18 Apr 2012 13:18:25 -0400 <![CDATA[Sette, if someone paid you sufficient amounts of sem to make school worthwhile, which subject would you most want to study? Duane, what subject do you think Sette might take an interest in outside of basic reading?]]>
Mainly. Sette is already a marvellous hand at sums; she's added numbers in her head that would have given me pause. I suspect she would enjoy higher maths.]]>
316988097067754980 Wed, 18 Apr 2012 13:17:31 -0400
<![CDATA[Sette, do Duane's arms feel like two long, hard poles or do his bandages help to cushion them?]]> 316986929188974848 Wed, 18 Apr 2012 13:12:53 -0400 <![CDATA[Duane, you've mentioned that you enjoy creating glamours. Did you ever use any purely for fashion in your previous life? Like, say, to dress up for a night at the opera?]]>
"Did ya have a big nose afore it fell off?"

Some said so.]]>
316986631817014202 Wed, 18 Apr 2012 13:11:42 -0400
<![CDATA[Duane, what did you think of Matty (the Plat kid)?]]> 316985660084853183 Wed, 18 Apr 2012 13:07:50 -0400 <![CDATA[Duane...aren't you, ah, asleep right now?]]> 316985517231052558 Wed, 18 Apr 2012 13:07:16 -0400 <![CDATA[Your tail's not a lion's, Sette! Lions are dumb brutes, good for nothing but using force to steal the work of cleverer hunters and roaring. Yours is a donkey's: everyone misjudges you when you're far smarter than they, and you pack a mean kick and bite!]]> 316985111293726553 Wed, 18 Apr 2012 13:05:39 -0400 <![CDATA[Sette, what did you do to Ephsephin?]]>
Ephsephin was the brutish fellow in the unfortunate hat. You introduced him to asymmetry and infection, I should say.

"Ooohhhh, that one. He tugged on me tail like a handbrake when you was playin' with the Plat's bugs. I had to bite his face to defend me dignity and rearmost property! He won't die; no reason t'get worked up."]]>
316984836424206903 Wed, 18 Apr 2012 13:04:34 -0400
<![CDATA[Sette, how awesome would it be if you suddenly gained the power to be able to go into a dark coat closet somewhere and rub together a gold and silver piece to make them reproduce? Just need to be careful not to get caught, since that would be illegal.]]> 316984017146616863 Wed, 18 Apr 2012 13:01:18 -0400 <![CDATA[Sette, what did you think of Duane's mountain punch?]]> 316837511374574834 Wed, 18 Apr 2012 03:19:09 -0400 <![CDATA[Sette, what is the silliest thing you've seen Duane do?]]> 316836851048513965 Wed, 18 Apr 2012 03:16:31 -0400 <![CDATA[You know, Sette, I wonder if you might have some lion in you - it would certainly explain the tail! But domestic cats, which are related to lions, have sensitive noses and have long been thought to be perceptive of magic. You can smell pymary, right?]]> 316835497571781614 Wed, 18 Apr 2012 03:11:09 -0400 <![CDATA[Sette, since you lived in a town and have now spent time in the wild countryside, which do you think you prefer?]]> 316833496096062612 Wed, 18 Apr 2012 03:03:11 -0400 <![CDATA[Duane, how would you feel if sometime in the probably not too far future Gefendurs for whatever reason took over Alderode and people were no longer allowed to freely be Ssaelit?]]> 316832552797080913 Wed, 18 Apr 2012 02:59:26 -0400 <![CDATA[Duane-face, do you sometimes find it comical how you seem to quite frequently have bad things happen to you like getting blown off a cliff and then having a bird trying to fly away with part of you?]]> 316832127767291342 Wed, 18 Apr 2012 02:57:45 -0400 <![CDATA[Duane, do you ever think that you might have angered Ssael in order to warrant receiving... well, Sette?]]> 314788620110150395 Thu, 12 Apr 2012 11:37:35 -0400 <![CDATA[I am curious. Given that, as far as you know, you are the only Galit, what makes you think it is impossible for you to be made whole again?]]> 314788199144620895 Thu, 12 Apr 2012 11:35:55 -0400 <![CDATA[What's the wheather like back home, Sette?]]> 314788148695536329 Thu, 12 Apr 2012 11:35:43 -0400 <![CDATA[Oi! Sette! Ever considered Piracy as a job? Could be a big job! I mean, the entire continent is surrounded by water, and your ship could be on water, so you could essentially have the entire continent surrounded and at your mercy!]]> 314173456633566317 Tue, 10 Apr 2012 18:53:09 -0400 <![CDATA[Falomabi! Vliegeng hhrashotemun da nall!]]> 314173291944230145 Tue, 10 Apr 2012 18:52:29 -0400 <![CDATA[Sette, do you think Matty (the cute little Aldish boy with the pymaric) would make a good boyfriend?]]> 314171120787925904 Tue, 10 Apr 2012 18:43:52 -0400 <![CDATA[Duane, are you aware of any other forms of spellcasting other than pymary, such as shamanism? Perhaps a different language of power, like dragonic or some form of Dark Speech? Are there any animals you know of that are capable of a natural form of pymary?]]> 314170382112272598 Tue, 10 Apr 2012 18:40:56 -0400 <![CDATA[Hey Sette, what's the coolest thing you've ever stolen?]]>
You've not yet stolen my heart, Sette; only leased it a while. I begin to suspect 'cool' is some manner of slang among these persons.

"These persons is dim as dogs."]]>
289143183365912383 Wed, 01 Feb 2012 16:11:46 -0500
<![CDATA[Duane, would it be possible to return yourself to a normal human state or is your currently undead form permanent?]]> 289141398790216678 Wed, 01 Feb 2012 16:04:41 -0500 <![CDATA[If I wanted a hug, would you give me one? ):]]>
She will pinch your wallet.]]>
289141226412705814 Wed, 01 Feb 2012 16:04:00 -0500
<![CDATA[Sette, you can smell pymary, sure, but can you taste it?]]> 289141087941952740 Wed, 01 Feb 2012 16:03:27 -0500 <![CDATA[Sette, you've commented frequently that 'dwayne wants to hugboys' Presumably this is based on a wish to irritate, rather than observation of Sir Adelier's activities, but I am curious: are liaisons between those of the same sex taboo in parts of Kasslyne?]]> 272288465620574381 Sat, 17 Dec 2011 03:57:09 -0500 <![CDATA[Duane, as an uneducated young man in the ways of the Khert, I do apologize if these questions are silly or nonsensical, but one must ask to learn, so while speaking to the khert, does the khert ever refuse to cooperate with a wright or, talk back?]]>
When I was no more than fifteen, I saw a boy only a year older than myself learn what it was to become a component out of place in the vast mechanism of this reality. We were to melt stone in precise patterns, applying the Liquid aspect in a pail of water to sections of courtyard our master had measured out the night before. It had rained that morning, however, and water had seeped into the ground beneath the pavement, pooling beneath the stones where my schoolmate was working. When his enchantment reached a certain depth, he unwittingly attempted to apply liquid to liquid, and the khert balked. The spell ricocheted, and his right palm burst like a squashed grape.

To this day I do not relish working with liquid aspect.]]>
272287516147596570 Sat, 17 Dec 2011 03:53:22 -0500
<![CDATA[I apologize for my compatriot, lecturing you on the meaning of phrases in our own culture is rather insensitive of yours. Also, I'd be quite interested if you could lay out examples of men's and women's work.]]> 272233321793070270 Sat, 17 Dec 2011 00:18:01 -0500 <![CDATA[Duane, can you explain the khert in a way even a simpleton can understand?]]>
Think of our world as a living entity, containing within it all systems we associate with living entities: flesh, mind, soul, skeleton, heart, and arteries. Know then that what we see with our eyes is but the exterior flesh of Creation, called Aspects, and the great Khert is the mind and skeleton lying beneath our immediate discernment.

Like a skeleton, the khert is the core frame upon which visible reality is draped. Like the mind, the khert categorizes and maintains, holding within it all laws that govern the interaction of Aspects. The khert is the great Caretaker of the world's flesh, suturing wounds, mending burns.

We ourselves are part of the flesh of this world, and so we too are beholden to the khert, subject to its custodianship. However, we are not only a part of, but also microcosms of our world, containing with us laws unique to humans - laws we must embrace always lest we be forever subservient to the base laws of the khert. Only by detaching from the khert and passing through it to the Outside are we able to transcend this world and know the fullness of human law.]]>
272231936016002896 Sat, 17 Dec 2011 00:12:31 -0500
<![CDATA[Hey Duane -- since you've found yourself, um, re-animated, has your connection to the khert been altered at all? Is it a stronger connection, weaker, or about the same?]]> 272226980647143331 Fri, 16 Dec 2011 23:52:49 -0500 <![CDATA[I hail from a land where the women routinely wear trousers, heavy work-boots, and hats, not unlike the women of the Crescian peaceguard. I admit, I'm quite curious to know: what would an Aldish goodwife or maiden think of such fashions? Are theirs alike?]]> 272226668012111429 Fri, 16 Dec 2011 23:51:35 -0500 <![CDATA[Duane, your diction is simply delightful. Do you have any favorite words, in any language?]]> 272211869500967977 Fri, 16 Dec 2011 22:52:47 -0500 <![CDATA[Duane, I wish to become a wright. What do you have to say to this?]]> 272210605069318710 Fri, 16 Dec 2011 22:47:45 -0500 <![CDATA[Dear Duane, welcome back. When you were alive, did you ever go out to sea? Was it distressing, being cut off from the Khert?]]> 272133130452744523 Fri, 16 Dec 2011 17:39:54 -0500 <![CDATA[I noticed Sette answers quite a number of things with insults/rhetorical questions, both here and on her adventures. Duane, do you think certain influences could cure her?]]> 272120660304596643 Fri, 16 Dec 2011 16:50:21 -0500 <![CDATA[Does the name "Uaid" have any meaning to you?]]> 272119934203463084 Fri, 16 Dec 2011 16:47:27 -0500 <![CDATA[Duane, did you know a certain Blondo McWhoopass back when you were still alive?]]> 272118897186965767 Fri, 16 Dec 2011 16:43:20 -0500 <![CDATA[Make Dwaine do a silly dance!!!]]> 272118810016749518 Fri, 16 Dec 2011 16:42:59 -0500 <![CDATA[Duane, a reliable source told me that your hair used to be pink and smell faintly of shortbread. Is this true?]]> 272118578738627803 Fri, 16 Dec 2011 16:42:04 -0500 <![CDATA[So. Duane. What was you're like when you were alive? Afro? Mullet? ...Bowl cut?]]> 272118428704183050 Fri, 16 Dec 2011 16:41:28 -0500 <![CDATA[Duane: if you bit someone, would they turn into a zombie?]]> 272117872153594936 Fri, 16 Dec 2011 16:39:16 -0500 <![CDATA[Duane, I believe there is a sort of mutual culture shock happening here. Where we are from women worked for a very long time to have the same rights and same opportunities as men do. We see the terms "Women's work" and "Men's work" as offensive.]]> 272117792457628489 Fri, 16 Dec 2011 16:38:57 -0500 <![CDATA[Which of you is the 'smart one'?]]> 272117057351324076 Fri, 16 Dec 2011 16:36:02 -0500 <![CDATA[Duane, does Sette remind you of anyone?]]> 272116772163826155 Fri, 16 Dec 2011 16:34:54 -0500 <![CDATA[It's probably been asked before, but Duane: What was your occupation before your death and subsequential undeath?]]> 272116652299000931 Fri, 16 Dec 2011 16:34:25 -0500 <![CDATA[Duane, before you began your travels with Sette, how frequently did you find it difficult to resolve differences through rational discourse?]]> 272115474731375849 Fri, 16 Dec 2011 16:29:44 -0500 <![CDATA[Sette, if you give Duane the keyboard, I will give you the pies.]]>
I have but little time remaining to field these many inquiries, but rest assured we shan't be interrupted again by Miss Frummagem's antics. She SHALL NOT have any pie.]]>
272115180748422827 Fri, 16 Dec 2011 16:28:34 -0500
<![CDATA[Sette, give Duane his keyboard back.]]> 266063696545985110 Tue, 29 Nov 2011 23:42:08 -0500 <![CDATA[Seeing the oddity of the last question of mine answered, I'm guessing either Ashley was hacked or Sette is answering for Duane, because... that's just not right.]]> it

do you have the pies]]>
266044626320762717 Tue, 29 Nov 2011 22:26:21 -0500
<![CDATA[Duane, did you ever submit theory for a spell or spells that were composed? Are you rewarded for a contribution to such a thing?]]>
go

go have fun and start a fight]]>
266043660196393512 Tue, 29 Nov 2011 22:22:31 -0500
<![CDATA[Sette, do you like opera?]]> 266043522358980967 Tue, 29 Nov 2011 22:21:58 -0500 <![CDATA[Is traveling lonely?]]> 266043429442553770 Tue, 29 Nov 2011 22:21:36 -0500 <![CDATA[Sette, where's the furthest you've been from home before this journey started?]]> fat people wonder about that]]> 266043378884413281 Tue, 29 Nov 2011 22:21:24 -0500 <![CDATA[I wonder if the good Sir Adelier could regale us with a tale or two of derring-do from his soldiering days? I'm sure he has many.]]>
the boys]]>
266043129889555933 Tue, 29 Nov 2011 22:20:24 -0500
<![CDATA[Our world appears to be doomed, with looming disasters for humans related to changing weather and overtaxed resources. What is your world's stance on immigration? Are there any countries that are open to it?]]> 266043041859507522 Tue, 29 Nov 2011 22:20:03 -0500 <![CDATA[Daune seems a little frayed over troublesome questions... If it isn't too unpleasant, Duane, have you ever published a book of your own?]]>
lk or write and
i

cant smell]]>
266042897835492511 Tue, 29 Nov 2011 22:19:29 -0500
<![CDATA[Question for both, of all of your travels, both together and before, what is the most terrifying individual or creature you've seen, and the most glorious or beautiful individual or creature you've seen?]]>
I cannot reply properly, she won't stop shrieking. God's Beard, girl, I'm warning yoasdawekl
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aopn,yh]]>
266040170615156367 Tue, 29 Nov 2011 22:08:39 -0500
<![CDATA[Sette, what do you use money for if you steal everything you want anyways?]]> 266039624147680014 Tue, 29 Nov 2011 22:06:29 -0500 <![CDATA[Sette, as somebody who can't smell, I am in awe of your awesome nose. Duane, on the topic, do you know of any pymary that would help blind/deaf/anosmic/etc. people?]]>
SETTE. Sir, I understand your plight. I can neither smell nor taste and it does make for a grey existence.

"You can't smell either? FREAKS FREAKS FREAKS. AAAAAH!"]]>
266039429750077897 Tue, 29 Nov 2011 22:05:42 -0500
<![CDATA[The Khert knows not the kussen? Are they not people? how does that work?]]> 266036570266541609 Tue, 29 Nov 2011 21:54:21 -0500 <![CDATA[Are there any elephants in Kasslyne, or did the stupid Gefendur wipe them out too?]]> 266036332013303469 Tue, 29 Nov 2011 21:53:24 -0500 <![CDATA[Duane, have you heard about your Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?]]> 266035911920196055 Tue, 29 Nov 2011 21:51:44 -0500 <![CDATA[Sette, what's /your/ theory as to why pymary doesn't work over water?]]> 265929679611894041 Tue, 29 Nov 2011 14:49:36 -0500 <![CDATA[But if the khert is repelled by water, how is there life in the ocean? Life requires the khert to function, correct?]]>
Something indeed sustains the ocean's cold lives but it is something anathema to mortals. Beware sounding that profundity.]]>
265919050842910891 Tue, 29 Nov 2011 14:07:22 -0500
<![CDATA[What sort of things belong to men and what sort of things are women's jobs?]]> 265915883568763920 Tue, 29 Nov 2011 13:54:47 -0500 <![CDATA[Duane, have you ever wondered as to why the khert only responds to Tainish? If so, have you reached any theories or conclusions?]]>
"Wouldn't anyway. Cor, lookit the size of this'n."]]>
265915638235533480 Tue, 29 Nov 2011 13:53:48 -0500
<![CDATA[Duane, given your fighting and pymaric talents it seems almost a waste to spend your time as a scribe in a remote town. Having traveled with Sette for a while, do you think you might enjoy taking up the life of a roving defender of the helpless instead?]]> 265914848842356145 Tue, 29 Nov 2011 13:50:40 -0500 <![CDATA[If Cara wasn't Aldish, would you have been so eager to help her?]]> 265914085458065348 Tue, 29 Nov 2011 13:47:38 -0500 <![CDATA[Duane, what's your theory for why pymary doesn't work over large bodies of water?]]> 265638070273970622 Mon, 28 Nov 2011 19:30:51 -0500 <![CDATA[Sette, is there anything you take offense at, other than a dagger in the back or the ignorance of others?]]> 265637183392594728 Mon, 28 Nov 2011 19:27:19 -0500 <![CDATA[Why did they kill all the lions? ):]]> 265636398000780081 Mon, 28 Nov 2011 19:24:12 -0500 <![CDATA[Have you heard of a woman named Ashley Cope?]]> 265632973364141609 Mon, 28 Nov 2011 19:10:35 -0500 <![CDATA[Duane, would you say women and men have separate spheres? Are some things men's work and some things women's work?]]> 265631201262308340 Mon, 28 Nov 2011 19:03:33 -0500 <![CDATA[Sir Adelier, these uncertain times find me eager to perfect my hand in battle pymary and I am thrilled to get advice by such an accomplished tutor as yourself. Pray, what would be the wisest reaction if I find myself muted by a body of water?]]>
Does some Aspect pin you to the ground? The weight of a stone? Has the dimensional border of the very earth been shifted and left you embedded in the pavement? This latter technique is a favourite of mine, and devastating. It is best not to fall into this situation at all. Run a merry dance with your foeman and do not remain standing on one piece of ground long enough for it to be swept from under you!]]>
265530709098109083 Mon, 28 Nov 2011 12:24:14 -0500
<![CDATA[Hey, Sette, d'you run cons? Or d'you prefer hands-on work like picking pockets and the like?]]> 265527781708795845 Mon, 28 Nov 2011 12:12:36 -0500 <![CDATA[Duane, is it possible for one to use an item's aspect on itself? For example, could a falling caster use their own momentum to propel themselves upward again?]]>
Momentum is an intriguing Aspect, endlessly useful. It can be reversed, it can be slowed, it can be directed. Wrights cannot fly of course, however

"Ya can fall with style!"

That is a catchy wee phrase I must say.]]>
265527210994046968 Mon, 28 Nov 2011 12:10:20 -0500
<![CDATA[Duane, I'm awfully curious as to what your accent sounds like. Do you think you or Sette could describe it for me? How is it in relation to other accents?]]>
That's right. The problem is that I speak properly and you speak as if gargling acorns.

"Oh! Oh! Oh! There was that time ya couldn't get the word 'thoughtless' out and was spittin' everywhere like a hungry lizard."

You had just hit me in the face with a chunk of fire wood! You split my tongue!

"It were so nice the quiet afterwards."]]>
265392934625477774 Mon, 28 Nov 2011 03:16:46 -0500
<![CDATA[We've seen Sette some 30 feet up in a tree... Duane, can you climb well?]]> 265390477413457348 Mon, 28 Nov 2011 03:07:00 -0500 <![CDATA[Sette, sausage pie, yea, or nay?]]> 265389951548402116 Mon, 28 Nov 2011 03:04:55 -0500 <![CDATA[Sette, if you could marry somebody and get globboranious amounts of money, would you? Even if it meant wearing girly frills for a ceremony?]]> 265389327666657226 Mon, 28 Nov 2011 03:02:26 -0500 <![CDATA[Regarding spoken versus tacit casting, I note you sometimes do speak your spells. Is tacit casting limited in some ways or are you able to do everything you can do with the spoken word?]]> 265388243715884917 Mon, 28 Nov 2011 02:58:07 -0500 <![CDATA[I'm guessing a common opening move in a pymary duel must be stealing the opponent's voice or preventing him from speaking otherwise. Has anyone ever tried that on you only to find you don't need to speak?]]>
You are correct in recognising the vast important of the voice for most wrights. Years ago, when a new caster would enter my company and I would invite him to the circle to engage me and display his mettle, I would make certain there was at hand a barrel of water. His voice could not be silenced directly but he could not make a sound once I had wrapped his head in liquid. Such techniques are the proper course.

"Cor, you was a mean teacher!"

On the contrary; I cared for my fieldwrights too dearly to see them ignorant of all that foemen might inflict.]]>
265313396042244441 Sun, 27 Nov 2011 22:00:42 -0500
<![CDATA[Duane, if you ever walked over a body of water large enough to stop pymary from working, what would happen to you?]]> 265297394759903689 Sun, 27 Nov 2011 20:57:07 -0500 <![CDATA[We seem to have come across that Sette like pie and sausages, and Duane doesn't eat anymore. Sette, what would you choose for a perfect meal (including drink)?]]> 265295753130285671 Sun, 27 Nov 2011 20:50:36 -0500 <![CDATA[Could I do pymary with any language? Could I just tell the Khert to make someone explode if I wanted it hard enough?]]> 265295536150550710 Sun, 27 Nov 2011 20:49:44 -0500 <![CDATA[Have you heard of a man named Mathis Quigley?]]> 265294903343331077 Sun, 27 Nov 2011 20:47:13 -0500 <![CDATA[(My apologies if this has already been asked; a quick check did not find it.) Duane, what is your favourite aspect of Sette's personality? Sette, what is your favourite aspect of Duane's personality?]]>
"Dwayne's a good hand at blowin' things up and also makin' fire. That is a good part of his personability."]]>
265294780567650990 Sun, 27 Nov 2011 20:46:44 -0500
<![CDATA[Duane, would you be worried if you heard that someone found your journal entries?]]>
"Everyone'd find out all your crushes too."]]>
265294082803240182 Sun, 27 Nov 2011 20:43:58 -0500
<![CDATA[Sette, do you write poetry?]]> 264893068249930587 Sat, 26 Nov 2011 18:10:29 -0500 <![CDATA[To get away from the gloom: Sette and Duane, what are you favourite colours?]]> 264892856244642192 Sat, 26 Nov 2011 18:09:38 -0500 <![CDATA[Sette, how d'you know the word "prehensile"?]]> 264892571065527991 Sat, 26 Nov 2011 18:08:30 -0500 <![CDATA[Duane, do you ever find it ironic that wrights rely on a khert that is healthy and whole, whereas the khert works to undo all pymary?]]> 264891442495763164 Sat, 26 Nov 2011 18:04:01 -0500 <![CDATA[What's the difference between conversational Tainish and the kind used for pymary?]]> 264889779273871862 Sat, 26 Nov 2011 17:57:24 -0500 <![CDATA[Sette, the things that come out of your mouth amaze me. I'm hardly the most polite person in the world, but I'm pretty sure you'd swear circles around me. Do you have a favorite insult? (Sorry, Duane, I probably shouldn't encourage her, but...)]]> 264888225397477056 Sat, 26 Nov 2011 17:51:14 -0500 <![CDATA[Duane, does it hurt when Sette bites your fingers off?]]> 264888016546311935 Sat, 26 Nov 2011 17:50:24 -0500 <![CDATA[Given that you have hounds quite similar to those kept as pets where I live (albeit much larger), I'm curious: do you have cats too? How big are they? If you're not familiar, they're... kind of like if Sette was smaller, furry, and had claws.]]>
Indeed they've long since left this continent, though I have heard tell from sailors that the great cats still exist elsewhere in the world. Once great cats called "lions" were common on the Madishanian plains but Gefendur warriors hunted them to extinction long ago.]]>
264887329871627649 Sat, 26 Nov 2011 17:47:40 -0500
<![CDATA[Duane, do you own anything of monetary value that Sette doesn't know about, yet?]]> 264886263268514318 Sat, 26 Nov 2011 17:43:26 -0500 <![CDATA[If your tail isn't prehensile, then I imagine it's just a liability when you're trying to be stealthy. It must also make you easy to track down.]]> 264775413308337600 Sat, 26 Nov 2011 10:22:57 -0500 <![CDATA[Sette, what do you think of your tail? Do you like it, do you wish you didn't have it, or are you ambivalent?]]> 264664772417434194 Sat, 26 Nov 2011 03:03:18 -0500 <![CDATA[Duane, could you try to get Sette to make a poem for us?]]> 264664573330587683 Sat, 26 Nov 2011 03:02:31 -0500 <![CDATA[Dear Duane, for a living I sort "charitable donations" - trash people dump for free and receive tax discounts for doing so. My hands get cut up in glass, metal, and the occasional human waste. Can you teach me how to dress my hands as neatly as you do?]]> 264664366857592677 Sat, 26 Nov 2011 03:01:42 -0500 <![CDATA[Yo Sette, what's the largest bounty that's ever been placed on your head?]]> 264663122747338111 Sat, 26 Nov 2011 02:56:45 -0500 <![CDATA[Duane, can you teach me a bit of the Aldish language?]]> 264662586899831243 Sat, 26 Nov 2011 02:54:37 -0500 <![CDATA[Sette, is your tale prehensile?]]> 263939752980386763 Thu, 24 Nov 2011 03:02:20 -0500 <![CDATA[Duane, you've answered two of my riddles which got me wondering if you enjoy the reading or writing of wriddles?]]> 263939625905554305 Thu, 24 Nov 2011 03:01:50 -0500 <![CDATA[Abortion: Yea or nay?]]> 263718955238046375 Wed, 23 Nov 2011 12:24:58 -0500 <![CDATA[Sette! What's the worst thing you've heard Duane say?]]> 263718658298099204 Wed, 23 Nov 2011 12:23:47 -0500 <![CDATA[Do duels happen in Kasslyne, either as part of warfare or to resolve common disputes in daily life? And if they do have you ever fought one?]]>
"Dwayne, you ever lost a duel?"

Absolutely not when pymary was the weapon of choice.

"What about when it was other weapons?"

Would you care to duel me, my Lady?

"Yes!"]]>
263718192466102366 Wed, 23 Nov 2011 12:21:56 -0500
<![CDATA[Have the Ilganyag's work never been adopted into Vits-approved spellery?]]> 263693612624129522 Wed, 23 Nov 2011 10:44:16 -0500 <![CDATA[Do you ever think what life must be like for the people living in Fachlyne?]]> 263693132044973961 Wed, 23 Nov 2011 10:42:21 -0500 <![CDATA[Duane, you come across as much more militant here than you have done in what we've seen of your adventures. Would you describe yourself as an angry or violent sort?]]> 263692613717068310 Wed, 23 Nov 2011 10:40:18 -0500 <![CDATA[Duane, if you woke up one day and you were alive again, what would you do?]]> 263692253925475705 Wed, 23 Nov 2011 10:38:52 -0500 <![CDATA[Duane, do you have a favorite saying?]]>
"Stormy morn, sweet winds by eventide. Blizzards at the witching hour thawed to spring by dawn." No misfortune lasts an eternity. Given time, storms, flames, and mortal suffering all run their course, and up comes the sun.]]>
263692041064557207 Wed, 23 Nov 2011 10:38:01 -0500
<![CDATA[Hey, remember that war story where the Crescians burst into flames as they fell and lit up your garrison (thank goodness the tanks were loaded)? Do Crescians have some kind of self-destruct enchantment upon death or something?]]> 263690193914045457 Wed, 23 Nov 2011 10:30:41 -0500 <![CDATA[A whole ginnal, just for the victims of the plague?]]> 263565640067989090 Wed, 23 Nov 2011 02:15:45 -0500 <![CDATA[Sette, what was you're reaction when this: "...Betimes I do lay down a verse or two when of a romantic temperament during a quiet noon... " was said?]]> 263565418596144265 Wed, 23 Nov 2011 02:14:52 -0500 <![CDATA[Have you dealt directly with the Ilganyag, Duane? How frequently?]]>
"...brilliant."]]>
263564390735821479 Wed, 23 Nov 2011 02:10:47 -0500
<![CDATA[How widespread is the Weeping Plague? Do different settlements have a way of quarantining the disease?]]> 263529626725258675 Tue, 22 Nov 2011 23:52:39 -0500 <![CDATA[Duane, What's the deal with you and animals?]]> 263528758814704174 Tue, 22 Nov 2011 23:49:12 -0500 <![CDATA[Duane, how did you become "Sir" Adelier, and what were your duties at the Temple of Song?]]> 263528239673114628 Tue, 22 Nov 2011 23:47:08 -0500 <![CDATA[Do you need to know Tainish if you can tacit cast? Maybe Sette can tacit cast! Wouldn't that be fun?]]> 263525963873139804 Tue, 22 Nov 2011 23:38:05 -0500 <![CDATA[Duane, do you write poetry?]]> 263525836127209191 Tue, 22 Nov 2011 23:37:35 -0500 <![CDATA[About that heated blade they stuck in your chest: is it still there? Is it some sort of pymaric implant that lets you interface with the khert? Or is the blade thing merely a ritual?]]> 263525165793547344 Tue, 22 Nov 2011 23:34:55 -0500 <![CDATA[What do you know of the other continents?]]> 263521930210983244 Tue, 22 Nov 2011 23:22:04 -0500 <![CDATA[I can't help but notice that your clothing seems to be fairly utilitarian and, well, plain. In other circumstances, would you prefer to dress differently (or more decoratively)? Or is purely practical attire the norm in your land?]]> 263521725109503646 Tue, 22 Nov 2011 23:21:15 -0500 <![CDATA[Duane, I've heard family is very important in Alderode, so I'd love to know more about yours. Do you have any siblings? Do your parents miss you?]]> 263521135319071328 Tue, 22 Nov 2011 23:18:54 -0500 <![CDATA[Duane, can you swim?]]> 263520957065335625 Tue, 22 Nov 2011 23:18:12 -0500 <![CDATA[Excuse my ignorance, but how are the hounds of Kasslyne fed? In my own land, large carnivores have not been domesticated because of the difficulty of procuring sufficient quantities of meat for them. Will you kindly slake my curiosity?]]> 263520784843028746 Tue, 22 Nov 2011 23:17:30 -0500 <![CDATA[Duane, have you in your travels abroad encountered anything, in any sphere of human endeavour where foreigners are superior to your countrymen and which they would benefit from external influence?]]>
"You're bein' a prat and no mistake."

I apologise. Ulestry is a beautiful country. The unspoilt Westgate range are the most beautiful peaks I've seen, surpassing by far the strip-mined and overhunted horison of Alderode's Gold mountains. The forests and streams seem touched by divinity, and I can understand why the pilgrim's path - the same road the Gefendur say Tirna travelled - cuts through them. Sharteshane may be a crime-ridden land but its navy is efficient, doughty, and beyond reproach. It far outstrips the Aldish fleet.

"What else? What else about Sharteshane is the best?"

It produced a betailed urchin of undeniable charm and wit with a fearsome spring, a ready blade, and the nose of the hoariest boar-hog.

"Awwwww. I knew ya could be sweet if ya really wanted. Gimme a foot rub, corpse-slave."]]>
263413369795524635 Tue, 22 Nov 2011 16:10:41 -0500
<![CDATA[Do you hope that tactit casting will become learnable and more widespread in the future, or do you think it's better if it stays an innate gift?]]> 263410703564554165 Tue, 22 Nov 2011 16:00:05 -0500 <![CDATA[What I meant was, how did the law prohibiting education of women come about?]]> 263403328317166072 Tue, 22 Nov 2011 15:30:47 -0500 <![CDATA[Who is the brains of your operation?]]> 263401551261873394 Tue, 22 Nov 2011 15:23:43 -0500 <![CDATA[In the wright ritual, how do the stabbers avoid making the knife wound fatal? Is the knife enchanted? Is there a chance of death?]]> 263399864728038095 Tue, 22 Nov 2011 15:17:01 -0500 <![CDATA[Duane, I have read that the Black Tongues are responsible for most advances in pymary - do you see any value, then, in their presence, or would you give up those advances to be rid of the Black Tongues?]]> 263399037481270851 Tue, 22 Nov 2011 15:13:44 -0500 <![CDATA[Why aren't women allowed to go to Academies in Alderode?]]> 263398915271834734 Tue, 22 Nov 2011 15:13:14 -0500 <![CDATA[Duane, again on the Black Tongues, if their approach is not conscionable, would a middle path appeal to you? Something less regulated by government, but still subject to some agreed-upon ethics? And what of opening the borders of the kherts?]]>
Even Cresce will not abide them save to hold discourse with representatives. She takes their secrets when it suits her and lops their heads off when they grow inconvenient.

In regards to the khert, you know not what it is you suggest.

((Ashley: Tainish for Black Tongues.))]]>
263398535821538980 Tue, 22 Nov 2011 15:11:44 -0500
<![CDATA[Isn't it kinda creepy suspecting that the someone is wearing a false face? When you see some of the more beautiful people around, you have to wonder...]]>
And then you compensate by allowing additional lies their free run from your lips.

"All things in balance, me old deader."]]>
263395703512891699 Tue, 22 Nov 2011 15:00:29 -0500
<![CDATA["Denied even that, however, I've still the deadly weapons on the ends of my wrists." Wowm Duane, for a second there you sounded almost threatening!]]> 263387670883870988 Tue, 22 Nov 2011 14:28:34 -0500 <![CDATA[Sette, what would you have Duane do if he was a proper attack zombie and did what he was told?]]> 263387320969868203 Tue, 22 Nov 2011 14:27:10 -0500 <![CDATA[Is Sharteshane, if not better informed, less afraid of Alderode than Ulestry? Are you able to be openly Aldish there, even if you still have to conceal your unusual nature? Do you have any friends in Tawhoque?]]>
Sharteshane is among some few nations that have yet to join Cresce's farcical "West Kasslyne Alliance," refusing to quit their trade with us or close their borders to our sailors and scholars. Cresce and their Peaceguard rats chew their ways deeper into Sharteshane's bedrock with every year, however, slowly poisoning the well of public perception. I've no great love for the Gefendur paladins that haunt much of Sharteshane, but they do make the Crescian Peaceguard unnecessary (and unwanted) supplements to the underfunded Sharteshanian constabulary. It has forced Cresce to make charitable gestures instead of peacekeeping ones, coming into the country with books and "educational materials," food and clothing for the slums, but all know their true motivation.

"Don't no one like Aldies and you weren't the first I met. They're always kickin' around the docks on leave actin' better'n everyone, gripin' o'er how they can't wait to get home, and tellin' everyone off in that language no one knows. 'Course Crescians is the same, their noses in their air like all've Sharteshane stinks and they can't manage a clear breath. I wish everyone'd stay out if they don't like it."]]>
263387124189889538 Tue, 22 Nov 2011 14:26:23 -0500
<![CDATA[Another riddle- I tip the scales of lady justice, I dance with absolute power, I dwell in the hearts of all men but in that of no beast, what am I?]]>
"Greed!"

Jealousy.

"Sausages!"]]>
263358254954852266 Tue, 22 Nov 2011 12:31:40 -0500
<![CDATA[Did you ever feel the desire to be a Composer, Duane?]]> 263357710139926679 Tue, 22 Nov 2011 12:29:31 -0500 <![CDATA[Sette, wouldn't you like to be a wright?]]> 263354560095985906 Tue, 22 Nov 2011 12:16:59 -0500 <![CDATA[Sette- what does pymary smell like?]]> 263353780827854646 Tue, 22 Nov 2011 12:13:54 -0500 <![CDATA[Sette, if your fleas itch so much, have you considered removing them? Perhaps Duane could use some kind of pymary...]]> 263352229258343369 Tue, 22 Nov 2011 12:07:44 -0500 <![CDATA[Does pacifist Ulesty have the death penalty?]]> 263352045988220913 Tue, 22 Nov 2011 12:07:00 -0500 <![CDATA[Duane, have you seen those posters describing the Aldish "breeds" anywhere? How accurate are they?]]>
Does my vitriol against Cresce seem excessive on these pages? You must understand I am six years the lonesome shadow-skulker, daily enduring biases instilled throughout all Kasslyne by the Crescian propaganda mill. It chafes a man until I feel every soul without Alderode is a soft-headed child with Crescian digits plunged into their skulls, kneading them into more convenient arrangements. There is no escaping it.]]>
263351670652541649 Tue, 22 Nov 2011 12:05:31 -0500
<![CDATA["Into the chest it goes"? Isn't that painful and/or dangerous?]]> 263348887283041460 Tue, 22 Nov 2011 11:54:27 -0500 <![CDATA[The "boy's" chosen Academy? Are girls not allowed to go to Academies in Alderode?]]> 263348562992051302 Tue, 22 Nov 2011 11:53:10 -0500 <![CDATA[If the Aldish government has your unquestioned trust, then why did you not turn yourself over to them. Surely their judgement in your case would be correct and proper.]]> 263348342824640956 Tue, 22 Nov 2011 11:52:17 -0500 <![CDATA[Duane, do you think it's possible the Aldish government is as broken and corrupt as the Crescian one? Before you get outraged, think: if Crescians don't realize how terrible their theirs is, how would you know about yours?]]> 263225819705388706 Tue, 22 Nov 2011 03:45:25 -0500 <![CDATA[Duane, can you tell us about the ritual that connects people to the khert and allows them to use pymary? And if it's not too personal of a question, what was it like for you?]]> 263224454220352134 Tue, 22 Nov 2011 03:40:00 -0500 <![CDATA[Sette, what does it feel like to have fleas in your tail? I imagine it must cause a lot of discomfort.]]> 263222729954559347 Tue, 22 Nov 2011 03:33:09 -0500 <![CDATA[Duane, how tall are you?]]> 263222603718600016 Tue, 22 Nov 2011 03:32:39 -0500 <![CDATA[If she wasn't due to hang before, would what she has done to the Khert be a hanging offense now? Is there an age below which the capital punishment is not carried out? In our lands even those nations who carry out death sentences refuse to execute minors.]]> 263222327297193003 Tue, 22 Nov 2011 03:31:33 -0500 <![CDATA[Incest: Yea or nay?]]> 263220426111454812 Tue, 22 Nov 2011 03:23:59 -0500 <![CDATA[Duane, you've said before how you made sure that you and the wrights you taught knew weapon skills as well. How are you with different kinds of weapons? So far we've only seen you with a staff.]]>
"Gaaaaag."]]>
263220174155419017 Tue, 22 Nov 2011 03:22:59 -0500
<![CDATA[Hey, Sette - what's the "deadly nevergreen?"]]> 263219406555847429 Tue, 22 Nov 2011 03:19:56 -0500 <![CDATA[Do you know if there are any Crescians that can tacit cast, or is it strictly an Aldish ability?]]> 263219238972426893 Tue, 22 Nov 2011 03:19:16 -0500 <![CDATA[Had you heard of Nary Frummagem before he contacted you?]]>
"Don't you dogregate me Da, zombie! He's worth twenty-seven of you plus a pork dinner!"

Derogate.]]>
263218400770136008 Tue, 22 Nov 2011 03:15:57 -0500
<![CDATA[Sette, I wanna talk like you, walk like you... Teach me?]]> 263217150368429178 Tue, 22 Nov 2011 03:10:58 -0500 <![CDATA[Sette, Duane, might I ask your thoughts on the Black Tongues? Innovators, terrorists or something different?]]>
"Scary blokes ya don't wanna cross. Jump-Around were the grocer's boy as has the shoppe 'cross from the temple? He struck a deal with a Black Tongue, I heard, and then he weren't seen no more save for a blood stain they found dead centre've his bed. They got no love've the Twins so no reason to be good or stop from cuttin' people up. Don't never let 'em give you no Evil Eye, or you're dead meat."]]>
263216902497645517 Tue, 22 Nov 2011 03:09:59 -0500
<![CDATA[Sette, can you adjust the body parts of your zombie? Imagine how quick his tricks would be with for arms. Or claws. Or poisonous stingers rather than pinkie fingers. You could stitch a tail to his behind. And he may talk less fancy with a lisp.]]> 263215673512038499 Tue, 22 Nov 2011 03:05:06 -0500 <![CDATA[Sette, if you don't read, how can you be sure Duane's actually giving you the questions people are asking? He could just be making this stuff up for his own amusement!]]> 263215423988699113 Tue, 22 Nov 2011 03:04:07 -0500 <![CDATA[Sette, what is one question you would really want to be asked?]]> 263214916217867917 Tue, 22 Nov 2011 03:02:06 -0500 <![CDATA[Oh dear, that sure sounds worrying about the khert. Can ordinary people do anything to fix the breach, or can the khert only mend on its own?]]> 263111134796590374 Mon, 21 Nov 2011 20:09:42 -0500 <![CDATA[Forgive me if you do not wish to share your secret, Sir Adelier, but how did you learn to become so adept at tactit casting?]]> 263110543378757631 Mon, 21 Nov 2011 20:07:21 -0500 <![CDATA[Sette, I found a beautiful white puppy at my workplace. Would you like to adopt and care for her, so she can one day be your mount/]]> 263110125638661215 Mon, 21 Nov 2011 20:05:42 -0500 <![CDATA[Sette, does your Da frighten you at all?]]> 263109741343935116 Mon, 21 Nov 2011 20:04:10 -0500 <![CDATA[Ah - pardon me, but what is a "hethllot"?]]> 262987521430918639 Mon, 21 Nov 2011 11:58:31 -0500 <![CDATA[Sette, I deal with people who talk all fancy like Duane all the time. Ain't it annoying?]]>
Ah, so you would have me put my money where my mouth is?

"Aye, you- ha ha ha!"]]>
262987298130374088 Mon, 21 Nov 2011 11:57:37 -0500
<![CDATA[Duane, what would happen if your head were cut off?]]> 262986604954523899 Mon, 21 Nov 2011 11:54:52 -0500 <![CDATA[Duane, how did you encounter the Frummagems for the first time?]]> 262986489623746429 Mon, 21 Nov 2011 11:54:25 -0500 <![CDATA[Whoa. Are Gefendurs really cannibals, or is that just a rumor?]]> 262985697831423147 Mon, 21 Nov 2011 11:51:16 -0500 <![CDATA[Duane, forgive my ignorance of the nature of the Khert, but does localized damage like the kind Sette caused with the spider Pymaric spread on its own? Is the Khert really "on fire" and in danger of being damaged further without intervention?]]>
What you will see begin to happen is the scrim between khert and reality will have holes burnt through it, causing strange phenomena to evanesce as Aspects leak freely between planes and mnemonic stores escape their channels. Left untreated, the fire can spread quite far before the khert contains it. Often it will attempt to stymie such blazes by rushing antithetical Aspects to the site. Hence, though one may stand in the very heart of the khert blaze, and see those dreadful spectral flames reaching to the heavens, one will feel only the iciest chill.]]>
262985438975763704 Mon, 21 Nov 2011 11:50:14 -0500
<![CDATA[Duane: How long had you been in Sharteshane before Sette's father blackmailed you?]]> 262683076813926095 Sun, 20 Nov 2011 15:48:45 -0500 <![CDATA[I play music on various instruments for my enjoyment. Duane, do you play anything?]]> 262682582854933580 Sun, 20 Nov 2011 15:46:48 -0500 <![CDATA[Riddle me this, what can be wasted and saved but not bought or sold?]]> 262682248304658297 Sun, 20 Nov 2011 15:45:28 -0500 <![CDATA[Duane, who is the most masterful wright that you have ever met?]]>
As for what wright I have met whose craft was of highest quality, I daresay I have not found one who could best me in nearly ten years.]]>
262681996403158554 Sun, 20 Nov 2011 15:44:28 -0500
<![CDATA[Hey, Sette! I'm a flea that's actually taken up residence in your mouth. Kinda dark and spooky in here, though.]]> 262679367077869110 Sun, 20 Nov 2011 15:34:01 -0500 <![CDATA[Sette! Why're your feet so dirty?! Don't you ever wash them?]]> 262679090383823440 Sun, 20 Nov 2011 15:32:55 -0500 <![CDATA[Duane, what do you think of gruftgrammers?]]> 262679003733696778 Sun, 20 Nov 2011 15:32:34 -0500 <![CDATA[Duane, What's your favourite pie?]]> 262678693229368268 Sun, 20 Nov 2011 15:31:20 -0500 <![CDATA[Sette, have you ever thought of running away and living on your own?]]> 262678422331858868 Sun, 20 Nov 2011 15:30:16 -0500 <![CDATA[Do you have fleas in your tail, Sette?]]> 262677976636727595 Sun, 20 Nov 2011 15:28:29 -0500 <![CDATA[Sette, do you really and truly believe that Duane would never do anything to hurt you? ...What about Da?]]> 262677553632776934 Sun, 20 Nov 2011 15:26:48 -0500 <![CDATA[Duane, you seem a most respectable gentlemen. What advice would you give a citizen of Alderode suddenly forced to interact with the... non-Aldish on a daily basis?]]> 262676940966599074 Sun, 20 Nov 2011 15:24:22 -0500 <![CDATA[Sette, how do you pronounce your name? Is it just like "Set" or is it "Set-ee"? Duane, how is your last name pronounced? Just like it's spelled, or is the 'r' silent? Also - I feel very bad for you, having to travel around with a hooligan like Sette.]]>
"Dwayne Addyleer is the best way to say it and the official way too. I'm Setty!"]]>
262675824199604599 Sun, 20 Nov 2011 15:19:56 -0500
<![CDATA[Sette, would you like to be tentacled?]]>
Efficiently.]]>
262671216400142347 Sun, 20 Nov 2011 15:01:38 -0500
<![CDATA[Sette, if your dad tried to kill you, would you put up a fight? Also, would you ever try to kill your Da?]]> 262613591524376951 Sun, 20 Nov 2011 11:12:39 -0500 <![CDATA[As a wright, how is working with the Dammakhert different from the plain old khert? Do the boundaries of the Dammakhert line up with Alderode's borders? Can other wrights (who haven't lived in Alderode) manipulate it properly?]]> 262494078883594415 Sun, 20 Nov 2011 03:17:45 -0500 <![CDATA[Duane, is anyone able to use pymary or is it a gift that only some possess?]]> 262492737771670486 Sun, 20 Nov 2011 03:12:25 -0500 <![CDATA[Duane, How long have you been a Galit?]]> 262492465867524804 Sun, 20 Nov 2011 03:11:20 -0500 <![CDATA[I have been following your exploits for some time. I think you guys are really great and I'd like to donate a huge bag of sem to help you on your travels. Would you mind sending me your current location? So I can drop off the money, of course. --NOT CRPG]]>
How you are still alive is beyond my understanding.]]>
262491840232565726 Sun, 20 Nov 2011 03:08:51 -0500
<![CDATA[Cannibalism: yea or nay?]]> 262491429253687864 Sun, 20 Nov 2011 03:07:13 -0500 <![CDATA[Sette, how proud would your Da be knowing you practically destroyed half of a city?]]> 262491201553307162 Sun, 20 Nov 2011 03:06:19 -0500 <![CDATA[About how many question do you get daily? About how many of those do you answer?]]> 262490541290170101 Sun, 20 Nov 2011 03:03:41 -0500 <![CDATA[A question I have not yet seen, and fear that might not have a productive response... Daune and Sette, other than the jingle of coinage or reciting old war tales, what is something that makes you smile?]]>
"Milk and pie."]]>
262490213043933863 Sun, 20 Nov 2011 03:02:23 -0500
<![CDATA[Sette, do you know how Duane's name is really pronounced and just don't use it to annoy him? Or don't you get it?]]> 262488468351880244 Sun, 20 Nov 2011 02:55:27 -0500 <![CDATA[Sette, your Da's evil and he's trying to get you killed! Run while you still can! D:]]> 262487741600631101 Sun, 20 Nov 2011 02:52:34 -0500 <![CDATA[Sette, did you know that, in another universe, in another language, your name would be one letter off from being synonymous with a piece of furniture?]]> 262487171481474830 Sun, 20 Nov 2011 02:50:18 -0500 <![CDATA[Hey, Sette, did you ever find out why Bastion didn't wear a shirt?]]> 262486897140443588 Sun, 20 Nov 2011 02:49:12 -0500 <![CDATA[Hi Sette! we are the fleas in your tail and we love you!!!!]]> 261958944828690389 Fri, 18 Nov 2011 15:51:19 -0500 <![CDATA[Sette, when you eat bugs, do you chew them, or swallow them alive to feel them skittering about your belly? you realize, doing the latter, is a slow death for them.]]> 261958832891116253 Fri, 18 Nov 2011 15:50:52 -0500 <![CDATA[Ain't it a shame what happened to Tain, Duane?]]> 261958344720258837 Fri, 18 Nov 2011 15:48:56 -0500 <![CDATA[Sette, what happened to your Da's Da?]]> 261957042812494300 Fri, 18 Nov 2011 15:43:45 -0500 <![CDATA[So, how's the economy? Pretty stable, eh?]]> 261888313416230709 Fri, 18 Nov 2011 11:10:39 -0500 <![CDATA[Sette do you ever wear makeup?]]> 261885430285219176 Fri, 18 Nov 2011 10:59:12 -0500 <![CDATA[How come the page is "DuaneAndSette" and not "SetteAndDuane"?]]> 261884890826413402 Fri, 18 Nov 2011 10:57:03 -0500 <![CDATA[Silly little 'Frummagem'. Everybody knows you ain't the kin you claim to be. You know this too in your headmeats! Why keep up the lie, betailed cuckoo?]]> 261883605465171497 Fri, 18 Nov 2011 10:51:56 -0500 <![CDATA[Sette, do you ever catch Duane eyeing your hindquarters? Do you think he's... hungry for them?]]> 261883039947165672 Fri, 18 Nov 2011 10:49:42 -0500 <![CDATA[Dear Duane and Sette, how do you receive and answer these questions? I wager computers don't exist in Kassylyne, even in learned and advanced Alderode (nor do I think even Sette is smart enough to invent one).]]> 261882867477394937 Fri, 18 Nov 2011 10:49:01 -0500 <![CDATA[Sette have you ever eaten a bug?]]> 261882317432162183 Fri, 18 Nov 2011 10:46:49 -0500 <![CDATA[Duane, if you could change one point in your life, would you? why or why not? Sette same question]]> 261881277760674793 Fri, 18 Nov 2011 10:42:41 -0500 <![CDATA[Sette, what do you think of school? Duane, do you have a differing opinion?]]>
Sette, education isn't for all but for those whom God has positioned on the privileged end of society it is a doorway to the wisdom of the past and hence a foothold to a loftier tomorrow. Whence come the pymarics upon which you rely unless from wrights adequately schooled?

"Suck me toe."

Intolerable.]]>
261880989045758102 Fri, 18 Nov 2011 10:41:33 -0500
<![CDATA[Duane, what did you look like before your...er...undeath?]]> 261878689430511992 Fri, 18 Nov 2011 10:32:24 -0500 <![CDATA[Does Sette know any pymary? And if not, have you considered tutoring her, Duane? (Also, Sette, what do you think of pymary?)]]>
"Bah, pymary's for toffee-nosed swells anyway. I like me knife!"]]>
261878556768869187 Fri, 18 Nov 2011 10:31:53 -0500
<![CDATA[Sette, are you going to have a big nose when you get taller? You are going to get taller, right?]]> 261876646930295036 Fri, 18 Nov 2011 10:24:17 -0500 <![CDATA[Duane, as you currently lack any form of..metabolism, is "The Hunger" you described a purely psychological thing or is it some sort of magical curse linked to your current form? Also,I do assume you do neither need food nor sleep, do you?]]> 261876390079496699 Fri, 18 Nov 2011 10:23:16 -0500 <![CDATA[Hey Duane, do you ever get the feeling that you're nothing but a fictional character, a product of an over-active imagination?]]> 261654135458243784 Thu, 17 Nov 2011 19:40:07 -0500 <![CDATA[Hey Duane, do you ever wish you were born into a different ssultet?]]> 261653500809719464 Thu, 17 Nov 2011 19:37:36 -0500 <![CDATA[Hey Duane, how did you get so good with a bo staff? (I'm referring to your fight with the Red Berry Boys.)]]> 261653363643395402 Thu, 17 Nov 2011 19:37:03 -0500 <![CDATA[So that milk maid that you saved from the Red Berry Boys...............did you think she was cute? Be honest! :-)]]> 261650998093690541 Thu, 17 Nov 2011 19:27:39 -0500 <![CDATA[Do you guys ever wonder if you could visit the moon?]]> 261645757759623037 Thu, 17 Nov 2011 19:06:49 -0500 <![CDATA[Duane, I have a strange question to put to you. In all of Aldish history, has there ever been such a thing as a child of two different ssultet? And if such a person were to exist, would people be able to tell their heritage?]]> 261645348760456128 Thu, 17 Nov 2011 19:05:12 -0500 <![CDATA[Duane, what would you do if Sette were suddenly as big as a giant? I'm talking big enough that most people would be smaller than her little finger!]]>
"'SHORT!' Ha ha ha!"]]>
261617616727058055 Thu, 17 Nov 2011 17:15:00 -0500
<![CDATA[Duane, I confess myself almost wholly ignorant of worldly affairs. What is this 'Vits'?]]> 261604384591327972 Thu, 17 Nov 2011 16:22:25 -0500 <![CDATA[Sette, what would you do if you were suddenly as big as a giant? I'm talking big enough that most people would be smaller than your little finger!]]> 261603791441239889 Thu, 17 Nov 2011 16:20:04 -0500 <![CDATA[Duane, I must confess to being in awe of your glorious diction! So few people bother to cultivate eloquence anymore, it is refreshing to say the least. Care to join me on a glorious crusade to eradicate all that is ungrammatical and colloquial?]]>
"I ain't scared've ya puffed-up wankers. Ya talk as if you're tryin' to pass cobs out your rears."]]>
261602794211916542 Thu, 17 Nov 2011 16:16:06 -0500
<![CDATA[Sette, how old are you? And, Duane, how old were you before you, well..before you became as you are now?]]> 261601467842953286 Thu, 17 Nov 2011 16:10:50 -0500 <![CDATA[Sette and Duane, how do you feel about a good hanging?]]>
"Beheadin's is more excitin'! FHWAP! THUD."]]>
261600478134014332 Thu, 17 Nov 2011 16:06:54 -0500
<![CDATA[Hey Duane, do you have any tips for courting lovely Aldish ladies?]]> 261599578933953550 Thu, 17 Nov 2011 16:03:19 -0500 <![CDATA[Duane, do you accept hugs?]]> 261598472472378445 Thu, 17 Nov 2011 15:58:55 -0500 <![CDATA[Oy, Sette, what're your thoughts on that Matty lad?]]> 261598171543637894 Thu, 17 Nov 2011 15:57:44 -0500 <![CDATA[Duane, is there anything that could convince you that Crescians are not the rotten, awful monsters you think they are?]]> 261597432981240883 Thu, 17 Nov 2011 15:54:48 -0500 <![CDATA[Dear Duane, why didn't you just blast Sette's dad when he first threatened you instead of going along with his demands? Surely you know he'll always try to use you and you'll have to leave Sharteshane anyway.]]> 261525574680318548 Thu, 17 Nov 2011 11:09:15 -0500 <![CDATA[duane, if you could get sette to learn one thing, what would it be? (i get why people keep harpin on the romance thing, but i like your two's oddly sweet, manipulative friend/mentorship way better)]]> 261524880367819176 Thu, 17 Nov 2011 11:06:30 -0500 <![CDATA[Sette, I am in awe of your tail.]]> 261522561513295244 Thu, 17 Nov 2011 10:57:17 -0500 <![CDATA[On a scale of mostly to totally, how true is it that the reason some castes live longer than other is because they're stealing the life force out of the others?]]> 261522100353763313 Thu, 17 Nov 2011 10:55:27 -0500 <![CDATA[Sette why no bellybutton?]]> 261521467382960135 Thu, 17 Nov 2011 10:52:56 -0500 <![CDATA[Ever killed someone, Sette?]]> 261521171214775399 Thu, 17 Nov 2011 10:51:45 -0500 <![CDATA[Though I know you detest the practice of recycled labour, Duane, do you know any specifics about it? Does the magic affect only the physical form, or is the spirit enslaved as well?]]> 261520966289463777 Thu, 17 Nov 2011 10:50:57 -0500 <![CDATA[hehe my apologys if i offended you Sette or if i offended any one. you too cool for me to do you any kind of harm. i know, ill buy you your favorite pie. anyways.... Sette, what kind of pymary would you love to hold if you whanted to learn.]]> 261520526030144536 Thu, 17 Nov 2011 10:49:12 -0500 <![CDATA[Duane: I've enjoyed seeing your relationship with Sette develop. Many say it's romantic. However, I am sure you would say that is not the case. It's my belief that you are becoming a father figure to replace the excuse of a dad that she has. Do you agree?]]> 261519388337782631 Thu, 17 Nov 2011 10:44:40 -0500 <![CDATA[Duane, are there other people with a condition like yourself? I would imagine that powerful individuals seeking to escape death would go down such a path, since all we've seen so far are plods. And you are far more impressive than a plod.]]> 261519174394712613 Thu, 17 Nov 2011 10:43:49 -0500 <![CDATA[Duane, what is the kindest thing you've seen Sette do since your journey began? Sette, what is the coolest thing you've seen Duane do since your journey began?]]>
Sette's is a caring hand with animals. I've marked her smiling at hounds when she thinks my attention rests elsewhere. She is not as cruel as she would have the world believe.]]>
261518263748407796 Thu, 17 Nov 2011 10:40:12 -0500
<![CDATA[http://www.formspring.me/DuaneAndSette/q/252904468423642426 | I believe what the fellow tried to ask was: if you prefer illusory pymary, then why don't you hide yourself in an illusion rather than a cloak?]]> 261516940407746918 Thu, 17 Nov 2011 10:34:57 -0500 <![CDATA[Duane, Please pardon the seeming indelicateness of this quandary but, how hard is it to keep your body functioning and how do you do it? I noticed you had some trouble with your leg earlier and have been plagued with confusion over this ever since. Sorry.]]> 261514569938115638 Thu, 17 Nov 2011 10:25:32 -0500 <![CDATA[Duane, you seem to be quite well-learned. Could you inform us about the war's history? Perhaps why it started? Sette, I reckon you don't give a flying spit about history or the logistics of pyramy. So how did you get your spidey friend to ignite for you?]]>
I would say it was SOMETHING - something I wish you had solved in a different manner.

I confess I know little of the current military actions taking place. I garnered from an Ulestrian paper it had something to do with Crescian surveyors pushing too far north into the DMZ, and Vits responding in the forthright way Vits normally responds. How her Majesty enjoys provoking us and then shrieking horror and surprise when we do not tolerate it. Typical Crescian warmongering.]]>
261514026981273262 Thu, 17 Nov 2011 10:23:22 -0500
<![CDATA[Duanne, how that that anti-flea bath you gave Sette go?]]> 261355932934473200 Wed, 16 Nov 2011 23:55:10 -0500 <![CDATA[Guys, have you heard of this Murkoph fellow? He sounds like one bad dude!]]> 261333950390084712 Wed, 16 Nov 2011 22:27:48 -0500 <![CDATA[Duane, looking at a previous answer, can there be no beauty in destruction? Sette, if you could, would you trade your tail in for that of a different kind?]]>
Sette assures you she is content with her current conclusion.]]>
261332561844769723 Wed, 16 Nov 2011 22:22:18 -0500
<![CDATA[Sette, what is your earliest memory?]]> 261330700093884576 Wed, 16 Nov 2011 22:14:54 -0500 <![CDATA[Since you are good with illusions, Duane... do you think you could make yourself a matching lion tail to Sette's? You'll be like a mutant family, b'awww.]]> 261330182869091742 Wed, 16 Nov 2011 22:12:50 -0500 <![CDATA[Hey, Sette, if I stole Duane from you out of love for the zombie, would you be mad at me? :D Would you miss him?]]> 261301473994880542 Wed, 16 Nov 2011 20:18:46 -0500 <![CDATA[Duane, who is it that Sette reminds you of that makes you want to protect her so bad?]]> 261288531211586626 Wed, 16 Nov 2011 19:27:20 -0500 <![CDATA[Sette, what gender do you believe yourself to be a member of?]]> 261287135787617423 Wed, 16 Nov 2011 19:21:47 -0500 <![CDATA[Do you know why people keep thinking there is a romance between you two?]]> 261221692083288214 Wed, 16 Nov 2011 15:01:44 -0500 <![CDATA[Duane, what is the significance of platinum hair in Aldish culture? Is hair color important to the Aldish?]]>
Hair colour is indicative of ssultet - of caste. As for its core importance, it may interest you to know that the Tainish word for 'hair' and the Tainish word for 'crown' are the same. As an outsider in Sharteshane, one of the strangest sights for me and certainly the most difficult to acclimate myself to was that of customers in a barber's salon leaving their hair trimmed and discarded on the shop floor. Where I come from the trimmings would be burnt - a superstitious practise perhaps, but I am unaware of a good Aldishwoman who would sleep well through the night knowing her hair was in another's dustbin.]]>
261221222908436808 Wed, 16 Nov 2011 14:59:52 -0500
<![CDATA[Duane, as you are an..err..Undead Being, do you happen to know what the source of the so-called "recycled" labourers is that we have seen in various places? Were these..workers raised from the grave or were they killed and then enslaved?]]>
Such a practice encourages only murder, I am certain, to keep the ranks stocked. Tales travelled north, betimes, of killers lurking outside clinics to spirit away the infirm and dispatch them to an unlife of servitude, all for some paltry handful of coins. Even in Sharteshane there were rumours of it. Do not believe the propaganda you may see slathered over city walls.]]>
261214631794578285 Wed, 16 Nov 2011 14:33:41 -0500
<![CDATA[Duane, perhaps Sette might be interested in learning her letters if you'd show her a lawyer and explain that she could steal much bigger things with a piece of paper than the palming of a purse.]]> 261211517473532438 Wed, 16 Nov 2011 14:21:18 -0500 <![CDATA[Sette, whatever happened to Wrath of Dog? :(]]> 261211254968819424 Wed, 16 Nov 2011 14:20:16 -0500 <![CDATA[Sette, would you prefer to be undead?]]> 261211114447051934 Wed, 16 Nov 2011 14:19:42 -0500 <![CDATA[Wait. Duane, are you bald? Maybe you could come up with some prose about your baldness.]]> 261210813937747890 Wed, 16 Nov 2011 14:18:31 -0500 <![CDATA[Sette nyan kawaii meow-chan uguu]]> 261209278965092062 Wed, 16 Nov 2011 14:12:25 -0500 <![CDATA[Duane, is there any area of pymary you just can't be bothered with? Or even one you're (clever as you are) no good at?]]> 261209191438359933 Wed, 16 Nov 2011 14:12:04 -0500 <![CDATA[Sette, what's the story behind the first coin you ever stole?]]> 261207810597990415 Wed, 16 Nov 2011 14:06:34 -0500 <![CDATA[Duane, I have noticed that you have a way with evocative metaphors! Do you think you could whip one up right now? Subject matter: something, anything!]]> 261161385315020004 Wed, 16 Nov 2011 11:02:06 -0500 <![CDATA[hehe are you two...future soul mates? i realy like the idea of the two falling in love eventualy. too bad Duane is a zombie :/ they are such awsome and deep charecters.]]>
"I wager ya dish duty she's a girl. Girls gotta ruin everythin' with kissin'. Go kiss a goat, girl!"]]>
261160400492441549 Wed, 16 Nov 2011 10:58:11 -0500
<![CDATA[What do you think about ponies? Worth the time or just worth stealing from?]]> 261159862413568078 Wed, 16 Nov 2011 10:56:03 -0500 <![CDATA[Sette, have you ever a slight but possible spark of romance between you and Duane? maby some time in the future? you can have me killed for asking about possibility of romance between you seanse it was totaly worth asking hehehe.]]> 261159622084140596 Wed, 16 Nov 2011 10:55:06 -0500 <![CDATA[Duane, when will you realize that Sette is playing you for a fool? And Sette, what are you going to do when he does? And more importantly, are you going to receive a medal for blowing up the Khert? (If you do, make sure it comes with a blackberry pie.)]]>
Sette is cackling. I can just make out her reply between snorts: "I SHOULD get a medal! They should award me a medal that's a pie plate pymaric that refills itself with pie every time I give it orders. Dunno why ya think I'm so cruel to the zombie though; he can have some've me infinite pie in exchange for not pratin' on of bothersome nonsensory for an hour."]]>
261159151978158005 Wed, 16 Nov 2011 10:53:13 -0500
<![CDATA[Sette, doesn't it hurt your feet to walk around with them bare all the time? Wouldn't it make them hard and calloused, or something? Just what are the soles of your feet like now?]]> 261157771011954021 Wed, 16 Nov 2011 10:47:44 -0500 <![CDATA[Sette, are your teeth naturally that sharp, or do you file them down? And are the back teeth all sharp and such too, or just the front ones shown when you smile?]]> 261157328059901683 Wed, 16 Nov 2011 10:45:58 -0500 <![CDATA[Duane, do you plan on teaching Sette how to read and write? It's a rather important skill to have.]]> 261156076240510931 Wed, 16 Nov 2011 10:41:00 -0500 <![CDATA[Sette, what would you do if you had your own army of voracious attack zombies? Would you use them to protect the innocent, or wreak indiscriminate terror upon your enemies?]]> 253719239108606127 Wed, 26 Oct 2011 23:09:40 -0400 <![CDATA[Why are you so bad at putting an illusion on yourself then?]]> 252904468423642426 Mon, 24 Oct 2011 17:12:03 -0400 <![CDATA[Duane, which particular area of pymary do you find you enjoy studying or practicing the most? Sette, what's the best thing you've ever....ah...'acquired']]>
Aye, I realise it may seem strange that though I excel at martial pymary, it is illusory pymary that fires my imagination. However, 'tis easier to destroy than it is to create, and I'd rather leave a modest monument in my wake than a smoke-belching crater.

To your other question Sette replies: "Me most impressive acquisition? Mmm, it's hard to recollect this removed from me horde at home but lessee... I spose it's the cache I lifted off that merchantman from... oh, I don't wanna talk about that, never you mind. I do got a real toe! It's nigh long as me thumb and I tied twine 'round it and sometimes it brings me good fortunes when I wear it. You ever had a real toe all your own as weren't attached to a foot? I'll sell ya one for a bargain I wouldn't give me own granny!"]]>
252881031265270953 Mon, 24 Oct 2011 15:38:56 -0400
<![CDATA[Duane, why do you put up with Sette's nonsense? You're obviously a powerful guy, why do you hang around her?]]>
Of course, even were I to be released from this errand I do not believe I could in good conscience leave her to the caprices of the black-hearted employment into which she's been bound. The day may come when I can convince her to leave it - until then, I stand ready shield between her and calamity.]]>
252846863185617242 Mon, 24 Oct 2011 13:23:09 -0400
<![CDATA[Sette, where's your mom?]]> 252845214132080224 Mon, 24 Oct 2011 13:16:36 -0400