"Leaving only carved wooden decoy ducks to mark his crimes, the dread Captain Malvolio Mallard continues to bedevil the waters around greater Morstorben and the Litriya Coast. Admiral Mati expressed frustration with the attacks, describing scenes of floating debris and sails but no ships to be found! How is this reprehensible Aldishman disappearing vast numbers of merchantmen and passenger ships without ever being sighted? Experts are unable even to advise fishers and captains on what type of ship or sails to look out for, contributing to an environment of unease and uncertainty among Port Morstorben's seafaring population."

_{Morstorben Mirror, evening edition}